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Utterly Butterly

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Bleakhouse1879 Mon 10-Aug-15 21:24:57

Is it supposed to taste like butter? Because I'm telling you right now, that it don't taste anything like any butter I've ever had, no siree. I don't need this shit in my life I've got enough stress without being hood-winked in to buying some yellow tub that I was under the impression tasted a bit like butter. Listen up Peeps, be on your guard cos this Utterly Butterly malarkey don't taste anything like any butter I've ever had. you get me?


CloserToFiftyThanTwenty Mon 10-Aug-15 21:32:44

I'm sure there's an in joke here that I'm not getting, but YANBU - Utterly Butterly is nothing like butter

Bleakhouse1879 Mon 10-Aug-15 21:39:05

Cheers CloserToTwentyThanFifty, I got ya back, dude

FarFromAnyRoad Mon 10-Aug-15 21:41:13

<<checks outside for full moon>>


<<backs slowly away from the insanity herein>>

iklboo Mon 10-Aug-15 21:43:28

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

I Can't Believe There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Your Taste Buds, Mate.

iklboo Mon 10-Aug-15 21:44:31

UB is known as 'Utterly Shitterly' in our house.

orangefusion Mon 10-Aug-15 21:46:13

We call that stuff "I can't believe you want me to spread that on my toast" and leave it on the shelf at the supermarket.

Lurpak on the other hand can be eaten by the spoonful from the tub.

msgrinch Mon 10-Aug-15 21:49:00

Go buy some butter. Problem solved.

Bleakhouse1879 Mon 10-Aug-15 21:50:44

Utterly Butterly is well good for polishing the silverware though. Much much better and proper cheaper than Brasso

MrsGentlyBenevolent Mon 10-Aug-15 21:51:48

I can't believe it's not butter is lush blush. I mean, it doesn't taste like butter, but I've been known to eat it from the tub blush. I'll leave now.....

CordeliaFoxx Mon 10-Aug-15 21:53:44

Bin it, all attempts at butter are shite! Unless it's real butter, don't bother with it.

DragonMamma Mon 10-Aug-15 21:56:22


Dreadful stuff.

If it's not salted and out of a packet then I don't use it. I have a butter dish and everything.

ChwatFeechers Mon 10-Aug-15 21:59:21

Eww to anything masquerading as butter. Good butter I can eat in slices. blush

Sallyingforth Mon 10-Aug-15 21:59:46

Unsalted butter in this house.

Pumpkinette Mon 10-Aug-15 22:02:59

YANBU. Vile stuff. In our house 'I can't believe it's not butter' is called 'I can't believe people would think this is butter'

I do quite like the flora buttery stuff in the gold tub. It doesn't taste the same as butter but it's quite nice. We also have real butter for toast and things but sometimes a butter substitute is required for the purpose of not ripping slices of soft bread to shreads.

BrumpyGollocks Mon 10-Aug-15 22:07:14

Rico ?????

How many times have I told you?
The flies won't even eat that shit!!!

gamerchick Mon 10-Aug-15 22:11:21

I like utterly bitterly and I like ICBINB. But I can't get my head round that it's grey and has colouring added.

Proper butter is the way to go.

laffymeal Mon 10-Aug-15 22:12:13

This is the same eejit that started the gluten thread. Draw your own conclusions.

gamerchick Mon 10-Aug-15 22:13:42

I haven't read the gluten thread.

FarFromAnyRoad Mon 10-Aug-15 22:13:57

UB is known as 'Utterly Shitterly' in our house

Here too. It doesn't even melt like a natural product. Awful stuff!

Flaperon Mon 10-Aug-15 22:15:49

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter = double negative. Haven't been able to buy it since.

Misses point of thread.

FarFromAnyRoad Mon 10-Aug-15 22:16:25

This is the same eejit that started the gluten thread. Draw your own conclusions

Oh. One of THOSE. Fucking hell - so many idiots, so little time!

laffymeal Mon 10-Aug-15 22:17:30

You can't miss the point, there isn't one. It's a pisstaking windup.

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