Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

(224 Posts)
Getthewonderwebout Wed 05-Aug-15 22:07:42

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

Lottapianos Wed 05-Aug-15 22:09:38

Dear god. That's a bad one. You're not the only one on here though - I remember the same confession from some other posters on other threads.

Is sneery heartless bastard your usual type then? wink

Samcro Wed 05-Aug-15 22:10:51

you are very sick, and anyone who can fancy a vile creature like him/ well is odd

TheSpottedZebra Wed 05-Aug-15 22:12:27

What about Curious George? He's nice.

molyholy Wed 05-Aug-15 22:13:08

I just vomited a little reading your OP. Yadbu.

Getthewonderwebout Wed 05-Aug-15 22:13:25

Mmmm Curious George doesn't cut it for me!

happybubblebrain Wed 05-Aug-15 22:14:04

Go and get your eyes tested.

Then your head.

GloGirl Wed 05-Aug-15 22:15:10

The only hope for you is to set fire to it.

Your brain obviously.

or George Osborne

FunkyPeacock Wed 05-Aug-15 22:15:22

Good god!
Any other George would be preferable
I hope you wake up from this nightmare soon flowers

Getthewonderwebout Wed 05-Aug-15 22:17:08

Believe me I wish I didn't, but you can't help who you fancy! I'm getting the smelling salts out.

Thanks for the flowers pretending they're from George

Stingingthistle Wed 05-Aug-15 22:18:13

You'll get some abuse for this on here!

I see it though. There's something attractive about him.

Don't fancy him half as much as I fancied Clegg mind you!

TaliZorahVasNormandy Wed 05-Aug-15 22:18:41

Burn the Heathen!!!!!!!

Rather shag pink ham Cam.

FithColumnist Wed 05-Aug-15 22:19:04

shock YADBVVVU. Have those who care about you staged an intervention of some sort yet?

HemanOrSheRa Wed 05-Aug-15 22:19:20

George Osborne? You are going straight to hell in a handbasket.

Skeppers Wed 05-Aug-15 22:19:23

Yep, burning. It's the only way. Kill it with fire.

Getthewonderwebout Wed 05-Aug-15 22:20:12

stinging yes Cleggy is another one!

TaliZorahVasNormandy Wed 05-Aug-15 22:20:25

I fancy Nick Clegg. He be very gorgeous. Watching the Last Leg on confirmed said crush.

Getthewonderwebout Wed 05-Aug-15 22:22:32

fith I couldn't make this confession out there, in the real world, too many heavy things to be thrown in my direction.

MadAsgardian Wed 05-Aug-15 22:23:34

I can sort of see it since he had his hair cut. But still. confused

Snoozebox Wed 05-Aug-15 22:25:04

Pink ham Cam [grin grin

<small voice> I had an erotic dream about Osborne and haven't been the same since. I told DH about the one I had about Cam and he took the piss for weeks. I will never tell him about the Osborne one though.

CuttedUpPear Wed 05-Aug-15 22:26:03

I saw him in RL once. He had an evil aura about him. envy [vom]

TheGirlOnTheLanding Wed 05-Aug-15 22:26:04

Nope, don't believe you. Not possible.

MagicMojito Wed 05-Aug-15 22:29:52

envy grim.

scarlets Wed 05-Aug-15 22:41:03

He's not tall/big enough for me but I think he's ok looking. Intellect is attractive too I think.

Littlecaf Wed 05-Aug-15 22:42:21

Death OP, is what will come of you.

Have some flowers

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