Holy crush gate: I fancy George Osborne. What will come of me?

[Getthewonderwebout]

I've tried to steer myself towards other Georges - Clooney, Ezra, Michael, but it's the man Osborne who has my heart of a flutter. Not so much am I being unreasonable but are my lustful senses?

[Lottapianos]

Dear god. That's a bad one. You're not the only one on here though - I remember the same confession from some other posters on other threads.

Is sneery heartless bastard your usual type then?

[Samcro]

you are very sick, and anyone who can fancy a vile creature like him/ well is odd

[TheSpottedZebra]

What about Curious George? He's nice.

[molyholy]

I just vomited a little reading your OP. Yadbu.

[Getthewonderwebout]

Mmmm Curious George doesn't cut it for me!

[happybubblebrain]

Go and get your eyes tested.

Then your head.

[GloGirl]

The only hope for you is to set fire to it.

Your brain obviously.

or George Osborne

[FunkyPeacock]

Good god!
Any other George would be preferable
I hope you wake up from this nightmare soon

[Getthewonderwebout]

Believe me I wish I didn't, but you can't help who you fancy! I'm getting the smelling salts out.

Thanks for the flowers pretending they're from George

[Stingingthistle]

You'll get some abuse for this on here!

I see it though. There's something attractive about him.

Don't fancy him half as much as I fancied Clegg mind you!

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

Burn the Heathen!!!!!!!

Rather shag pink ham Cam.

[FithColumnist]

YADBVVVU. Have those who care about you staged an intervention of some sort yet?

[HemanOrSheRa]

George Osborne? You are going straight to hell in a handbasket.

[Skeppers]

Yep, burning. It's the only way. Kill it with fire.

[Getthewonderwebout]

stinging yes Cleggy is another one!

[TaliZorahVasNormandy]

I fancy Nick Clegg. He be very gorgeous. Watching the Last Leg on confirmed said crush.

[Getthewonderwebout]

fith I couldn't make this confession out there, in the real world, too many heavy things to be thrown in my direction.

[MadAsgardian]

I can sort of see it since he had his hair cut. But still.

[Snoozebox]

Pink ham Cam [grin

I had an erotic dream about Osborne and haven't been the same since. I told DH about the one I had about Cam and he took the piss for weeks. I will never tell him about the Osborne one though.

[CuttedUpPear]

I saw him in RL once. He had an evil aura about him. [vom]

[TheGirlOnTheLanding]

Nope, don't believe you. Not possible.

[MagicMojito]

grim.

[scarlets]

He's not tall/big enough for me but I think he's ok looking. Intellect is attractive too I think.

[Littlecaf]

Death OP, is what will come of you.

Have some

[bolleauxnouveau]

Is this the bit where we say 'interesting first post op'? I'm not going to stalk you across the boards but surely you're a troll!

Have you considered George Fornby, Boy George...a George Foreman grill?