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AIBU to storm his wedding? (Lighthearted)

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HawkEyeTheNoo Sat 01-Aug-15 10:04:47

Well today is the day I've been dreading for 25 years. For long lonely years I have pined, waiting for him to arrive at my door with flowers and proclamations of undying love. Ever since the days of Byker Grove I have salivated over this scrumptious little pocket of dynamite longing for the day he meets me and realises I am the one!!

Today, the love of my life gets married sad today I lose him forever sad today I know will be the end of my fantasy of him charging on a horse to my door with love in his eyes for me, his adoring princess!

So, WIBU to nip in the car and storm the church bellowing "STOP! Declan Donnelly I LOVE YOU and you love ME!"

I mean, I'm already looking gorgeous as I'm dolled up to the nines looking glamourous as I do every day nice navy track suit and pink slippers he couldn't possibly resist me!!

Anyway if the oven takes longer to clean than the couple of hours fortnight I anticipate, I may miss the wedding and he will probably go on to have a wonderfully happy life without ever having the chance to know what delights life would have has in store with me!!

(After lengthy discussion weary shut the fuck up hawkeye I'll do what ever you say just let me watch the film last night, DP has agreed to move into the spare room should Declan come a'knocking today.

Seriously, hope they have a great day! even though she stole my man the bitch

MrsGentlyBenevolent Sat 01-Aug-15 10:06:41

I'm just still shocked he's marrying a woman. That's a £10 bet I'll never get back angrygrin.

The80sweregreat Sat 01-Aug-15 10:08:00

Knowing these flaky celebs, no doubt it will only last a few years and he will be back on the market! I prefer Ant myself, he has been married a while.

HawkEyeTheNoo Sat 01-Aug-15 10:10:40

Mrs Gently, I have had others say the same but I believe he was waiting on me wink

HawkEyeTheNoo Sat 01-Aug-15 10:11:16

The 80's thanks, that's what I'm holding out for! PS the 80's WERE great!

The80sweregreat Sat 01-Aug-15 10:30:19

Thanks, i hate my user name sometimes as for others it really wasnt. For me, as a teen, with a job, it was fun. And no mobiles or social media either!
I always thought Dec would marry the pussycat doll who,was in the jungle.

HawkEyeTheNoo Sat 01-Aug-15 11:05:17

I would have pulled out her fingernails with pliers if she had!! Grrrr no one likes the Ashley!!! wink

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 14:59:26

I have just been nosing at the Daily Mail website <unashamed>. The guests are arriving...

Vernon & Tess
Pip Schofield
Holly willoughby
Stephen Mulhern
Jonathan Wilkes

Cheeesy. grin

DurhamDurham Sat 01-Aug-15 15:01:02

I cannot believe he is getting married....and to a woman. Who'd have thought it??

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:02:13


Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:02:33

The bride looks stunning.

LaurieFairyCake Sat 01-Aug-15 15:08:55

I never thought he was gay, just very short and a bit camp.

My heads exploded though since I thought Tess Daly and Holly Willoughby were the same person. Apparently they can't be as they're both there.

They look exactly alike.

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:11:23

No sign of Cat Deeley or Mandy Holden yet.

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 01-Aug-15 15:22:33

The bride looked stunning, what a stunning dress.

Ant and Dec looked great too, loved their suits.

I thought Ashley Robert's looked fantastic, loved the dress and the leather jacket.

What the fuck was Tedd Daly thinkingshock.

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 01-Aug-15 15:23:16

Fuck it! Tess Daly.

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:25:00

Tess Daly and Holly W do look very similar.

If Cat Deeley had arrived she would have blown everyone away she always looks great.

Leigh Francis. hmm

swallowed Sat 01-Aug-15 15:28:59

His brother was the vicar who married them smile

ThumbWitchesAbroad Sat 01-Aug-15 15:31:07

Ah no, I never thought Dec was gay! I did always have a soft spot for him though, still do really.

Hope he and his bride are very happy (even though it's not you Hawkeye wink)

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:33:46

I have no idea where all the thinking he was gay comes from. What did he do to make people think he was?
He lived with a previous girlfriend for 11 years, and I believe they split due to his shenanigans with a lapdancer.

ThumbWitchesAbroad Sat 01-Aug-15 15:36:02

Just seen a picture of Fr Dermott Donnelly - you'd know he was Dec's brother anywhere, wouldn't you?

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:37:27

yes grin I think Dec is one of about 7 siblings. I am imagining the bash afterwards will be huge.

The80sweregreat Sat 01-Aug-15 15:40:42

Oh to be a celeb and be invited!
I still doubt it will last, he hasnt a great track record!

springlamb Sat 01-Aug-15 15:42:58

Flying purple people eater.

LindyHemming Sat 01-Aug-15 15:51:52

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Sparklingbrook Sat 01-Aug-15 15:53:13

I don't think the suits are great but i am hoping they might look better in RL IYKWIM.

Where's the bridesmaids?

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