to not expect to have to put up with this every evening?

(13 Posts)
Moreshabbythanchic Wed 29-Jul-15 21:13:18

Same thing every evening, nymphomaniac female wanting sex, wont leave the poor fellow alone. It starts off fairly quiet, but then all hell breaks loose. Its not just once either, as soon as he has finished she's after him for more, I feel so sorry for him, he has to do it 4 or 5 times in a row! Don't they realise I can see everything, have they no shame!

I wish the bloody pigeons would stop shagging on my fence in front of my window!

knackered69 Wed 29-Jul-15 21:17:02

Can you eat them?

Fatmomma99 Wed 29-Jul-15 21:18:11

water pistol?

actual pistol?

Dionysuss Wed 29-Jul-15 21:18:56

Hire a hawk

00100001 Wed 29-Jul-15 21:19:33

Bahahahaha good one!!

Moreshabbythanchic Wed 29-Jul-15 21:19:53

Actual if possible! They have the nerve to wake me up every morning with their stupid calling too, buggers.

NickNackNooToYou Wed 29-Jul-15 21:21:32

My then 7 year old referred to the pidgeons on our fence as 'bonding' grin

FadedRed Wed 29-Jul-15 21:21:57

I'm impressed you know which is which, the pigeons in my garden are forever at it, but I thought it was the male pursuing the female confused

DoreenLethal Wed 29-Jul-15 21:22:36

We get that with the ducks round our way. Quack bloody quack right back at you love.

Moreshabbythanchic Wed 29-Jul-15 21:22:37

Wish they would bond off somewhere else.

tomatodizzymum Wed 29-Jul-15 21:23:04

My neighbour is a serial killer, he leaves the remains in front of my kitchen window. After which he sits on the roof of my car (scratching it with his talons) so he can get a good view of my horrified reaction, when I look up, he has a sinister look on his creepy face and takes flight by spreading his enormous wings and screeching to give extra horror movie affect. I would settle for pigeon porn any day!

Moreshabbythanchic Wed 29-Jul-15 21:24:04

faded she is such a brazen hussy, trollope, tart pigeon.

Moreshabbythanchic Wed 29-Jul-15 21:25:32

Mine are obviously lovers not fighters.

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