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to think that the fecking cats should take turns

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Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:29:42

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WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:32:22

One of your knees is farting?

Weirdo

How very odd.

NiceBitOfCheese Sat 25-Jul-15 23:33:45

Send me the spare cat. grin

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:35:19

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RatOnnaStick Sat 25-Jul-15 23:36:31

How many do you have? I can swap you a farter for a dribbly kisser cat if you like.

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:37:44

<Licks end of pencil and makes notes>

So you have a farting knee and 3 tongues...one of which is on your knee, one is on your shoulder and the other is yowling and climbing your legs?

Yep, fecking weirdo

How very very odd.

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:41:15

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ReginaBlitz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:41:28

It's night time chuck them out.

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:45:34

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Wolfiefan Sat 25-Jul-15 23:48:31

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cats stay in at night. humans on the other hand can take their chances and leave puss cats to have the bed

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:50:53

I need a farting unicorn now sad

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:50:59

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Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:51:52

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WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:55:41

I know what a gif is but I have no idea where to find them on the internet blush

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:59:51

Testing

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:00:10

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WorraLiberty Sun 26-Jul-15 00:00:43

Yaaay me! grin

I just typed 'funny moving gifs' into Google

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:01:43

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Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:03:15

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HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:04:30

Eat more cake, get fatter legs. Problem solved.

WorraLiberty Sun 26-Jul-15 00:05:40

Haha! See you need a cat hamster wheel to solve your farting knee problem...

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:05:44

That's why I likes dogs. You can sleep train dogs. Cats, not so much. They just use night time for evil doing.

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:06:44

Mind you..... I'm obtaining a sofa for my bedroom tomorrow just for Hullygully to sleep on. Despite her already having one in the kitchen hmm

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:09:01

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HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:12:27

Kittens in the sink is ridiculously cute but bonkers

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