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to think that the fecking cats should take turns

(37 Posts)
Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:29:42

in sitting on my knee. They can't all fit at once.

And one of them is farting shock

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:32:22

One of your knees is farting?

Weirdo

How very odd.

NiceBitOfCheese Sat 25-Jul-15 23:33:45

Send me the spare cat. grin

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:35:19

<sticks tongue out at Worra>

There are three of them.

Currently one is on my knee, one is on my shoulder, the other is yowling and climbing my legs.

RatOnnaStick Sat 25-Jul-15 23:36:31

How many do you have? I can swap you a farter for a dribbly kisser cat if you like.

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:37:44

<Licks end of pencil and makes notes>

So you have a farting knee and 3 tongues...one of which is on your knee, one is on your shoulder and the other is yowling and climbing your legs?

Yep, fecking weirdo

How very very odd.

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:41:15

<farts at Worra>

Too many Rat.

We went to get a kitten. Stupidly I took dd and ds2 with me. They chose one each, and we couldn't leave the third by itself hmm

When I want them to sit on my knee they act like I'm trying to skin them and make a fur coat; when I don't want them, there they are, using me as a climbing tree hmm

ReginaBlitz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:41:28

It's night time chuck them out.

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:45:34

I can't Regina, they are (apparently) too young.

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Wolfiefan Sat 25-Jul-15 23:48:31

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cats stay in at night. humans on the other hand can take their chances and leave puss cats to have the bed

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:50:53

I need a farting unicorn now sad

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:50:59

I went out for about ten minutes today.

When I came back all three of them were using my bedroom as a playroom. I gave dd a bollocking, I can tell you.

Cats and bedrooms don't mix [disapproving]

Maryz Sat 25-Jul-15 23:51:52

It's good, isn't it Worra.

About six months ago I discovered that mn pictures can be gifs. I didn't even know what a gif was, but I've been educated grin

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:55:41

I know what a gif is but I have no idea where to find them on the internet blush

WorraLiberty Sat 25-Jul-15 23:59:51

Testing

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:00:10

I didn't know either.

But I discovered if you google something like "hamster wheel gif" you get things like this grin

WorraLiberty Sun 26-Jul-15 00:00:43

Yaaay me! grin

I just typed 'funny moving gifs' into Google

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:01:43

I like your one.

"hamster wheel" search also produced this.

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:03:15

Now they are running around like idiots.

Don't they know it's midnight [sigh]

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:04:30

Eat more cake, get fatter legs. Problem solved.

WorraLiberty Sun 26-Jul-15 00:05:40

Haha! See you need a cat hamster wheel to solve your farting knee problem...

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:05:44

That's why I likes dogs. You can sleep train dogs. Cats, not so much. They just use night time for evil doing.

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:06:44

Mind you..... I'm obtaining a sofa for my bedroom tomorrow just for Hullygully to sleep on. Despite her already having one in the kitchen hmm

Maryz Sun 26-Jul-15 00:09:01

[arf] at buying a sofa for a dog.

We have the cats confined to a utility room atm, where they forego the (very plush and expensive) cat baskets and all insist on sleeping in the sink hmm

They are truly bonkers.

HoneyDragon Sun 26-Jul-15 00:12:27

Kittens in the sink is ridiculously cute but bonkers

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