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So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

(102 Posts)
LikeIcan Tue 21-Jul-15 07:28:24

I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it! grin

Smoorikins Tue 21-Jul-15 07:34:02

I don't think royalty need qualifications. Just to be born into it out be willing to fight for it.

On guard!!

HookedOnHooking Tue 21-Jul-15 07:34:33

I'm afraid the position has been taken and I think you will find that I am Ultimate Grand Supreme Queen.

tatumsfunkychicken Tue 21-Jul-15 07:36:08

I name change too often to be recognised. Can I still apply to be a lady at court? Super!

suchafuss Tue 21-Jul-15 13:17:39

Has to be Worra for mesmile

fattymcfatfat Tue 21-Jul-15 13:21:13

I don't think so. i am the queen of queens grin

DaysAreWhereWeLive Tue 21-Jul-15 13:22:10

I am Princess Swishy-Hair of Pointlessness <twirls>

Salmotrutta Tue 21-Jul-15 13:23:24


I am a Dowager Duchess.

So there.

Salmotrutta Tue 21-Jul-15 13:24:28

But you can be Priness Swishy Hair DaysAre.

If you really want

QueenSparklesOfMN Tue 21-Jul-15 13:35:03

cough cough

Salmotrutta Tue 21-Jul-15 13:36:19


<raps others with fan>

MNpostingbot Tue 21-Jul-15 14:16:15

Application rejected. It's Worra.

I'd also nominate, but not name, one of the relationship board regulars as Mother Gothel.

ChwatFeechers Tue 21-Jul-15 14:18:32


A lovely arse-licky thread.

It's been a while.

MNpostingbot Tue 21-Jul-15 14:22:20

It's not arse licky. There isn't a facility to up vote threads here, nice to feedback to those who put the time in and talk a lot of sense, they are in the minority.

SauvignonBlanche Tue 21-Jul-15 14:22:54

Here we go again.

Notasinglefuckwasgiven Tue 21-Jul-15 14:23:45

Who is Defender of the Realm...? I vote AnyFucker

LikeIcan Tue 21-Jul-15 14:23:45

A revolution already?
I've only been king for 6 hours!

Koalafications Tue 21-Jul-15 14:25:28

I don't think this is going to end well...

ThoseAwfulCurtains Tue 21-Jul-15 14:27:15

I think it's got to be a Shiloh Pitt.

Maryz Tue 21-Jul-15 14:29:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BeyondTheWall Tue 21-Jul-15 14:34:13

Oi! There is no mn royalty, we're republicans here!

itsmine Tue 21-Jul-15 14:35:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MitzyLeFrouf Tue 21-Jul-15 14:36:58

You all look like unwashed peasants to me.

FenellaFellorick Tue 21-Jul-15 14:37:29

Can royalty be the Off With Her Head variety?

If so, may I bribe you all with cake and gin in order to obtain your votes?

<sharpens axe>

BeyondTheWall Tue 21-Jul-15 14:37:56

<apportez-moi guillotine...>

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