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To make OH return this penis shaped teacher gift?

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BerniceBroadside Mon 13-Jul-15 23:40:23

OH and small child were let loose in paperchase to purchase a gift for a teacher. Can't go wrong with stationery, I thought. Oh yes you bloody can!

OH swears he didn't realise that the mushroom(?) was phallic shaped.

To be honest I don't blame him for not wanting to swap them. So he can take them to bloody work instead. How do you like them apples, Mr Broadside?

BerniceBroadside Mon 13-Jul-15 23:43:45

Pressed post too soon. He thinks we should just send them in.

I don't want to be forever known as the penis parents.

321TeachUs Mon 13-Jul-15 23:43:46

Definitely give them to the teacher! Everyone likes a kitsch penis shaped post-it-note surely?

scatterthenuns Mon 13-Jul-15 23:46:57

I like them and didn't think penis at all!

Its not like its a novelty hen do accessory!

Kewcumber Mon 13-Jul-15 23:49:57

Oh dear Lord what is coming out of that "mushroom's" mouth

You must give that to teacher.

You won;t be known as the penis parents. You will be known as the "Oh my fucking god an EJACULATING penis!" parents

Ledare Mon 13-Jul-15 23:51:31

It doesn't like anything like a penis with its little... dribble...

Dawndonnaagain Mon 13-Jul-15 23:51:46

And it's pink!

Ledare Mon 13-Jul-15 23:52:36

I'd be sending DH off to the G.P if his dribble was that colour.

notquitehuman Mon 13-Jul-15 23:52:38

Hahaha oh my god the mushroom! I'm adding to cart right now. I love them!

Discopanda Mon 13-Jul-15 23:53:42

I'm totally getting those next time I'm in paperchase!

HRHLadyFarquhar Mon 13-Jul-15 23:54:44

There are so many jokes here, I don't know where to start.

Have xou considered tweeting them to Esther Rantzen?

Ledare Mon 13-Jul-15 23:58:27

There are so many jokes here, I don't know where to start

I fear the ejaculation gags are just going to keep coming.

DrLego Mon 13-Jul-15 23:59:15

what's going on with the hairy aubergine

DrLego Tue 14-Jul-15 00:00:30

and the face on that carrot

cariadlet Tue 14-Jul-15 00:00:33

Please, please don't let dc take them to school. I'm a teacher and if I unwrapped those the strain of trying to keep a straight face would give me a heart attack - especially if the TA was in the room and I caught her eye when trying to thank the child who'd given them to me.

GinAndSonic Tue 14-Jul-15 00:01:44

My kids are just taking potted sunflowers for their teachers. I didnt think of penis shaped post its!

GinAndSonic Tue 14-Jul-15 00:02:54

The carrot looks constipated

Kewcumber Tue 14-Jul-15 00:03:16

The carrot needs some movicol before he ruptures his piles

DrLego Tue 14-Jul-15 00:03:32

there's a whole range

Kewcumber Tue 14-Jul-15 00:04:11

You could suggest your DC decorate the post it notes to personalise them. How about a bit of grass around the base of the mushroom. GIve it a nice woodland feel

Kewcumber Tue 14-Jul-15 00:04:36

Great minds gin...

StupidBloodyKindle Tue 14-Jul-15 00:05:01

Best gift ever. As a teacher (in another life anyway) I would have adored them...the phallic ones would have been used for senior management team related issues or for my detention lists or for notes on whichever kids were being knobs Friday afternoons last lesson. I repeat: Best gift ever.

Pumpkinpositive Tue 14-Jul-15 00:07:26

"Dear Miss

Saw this ejaculating pink penis and thought of you.

Lots of love,

Little Susan"

HRHLadyFarquhar Tue 14-Jul-15 00:11:38

Ledare I fear the ejaculation gags are just going to keep coming

Oh, don't worry, I can lower the tone further than that.

Esther can call her segment on post-its Debbie Esther Rantzen Does Mumsnet.

butterfly133 Tue 14-Jul-15 00:12:12

Hilarious! Teacher will love it!

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