I don't mean to whinge, but

(31 Posts)
Fatmomma99 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:02:19

DD is abroad on an amazing exchange.

DH is out having a meal with the boys.

I was SUPPOSED to also be out having a meal with the girls, but we're doing it Friday instead.

Dog is farting like nobody's business. Honestly, the air in here is RANK. She shows no guilt.

On the plus side, I have been on MN all night, randomly giving my stupid views and opinions to strangers who (quite rightly) don't care less.

Am I BU to be resentful to be having to breath in her stench?

And WWYD?

(p.s. so as not to drip-feed, I've been drinking since 8 and have had a pizza)

EatShitDerek Tue 07-Jul-15 23:03:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NormHonal Tue 07-Jul-15 23:05:19

Pizza? envy

(Am also envy re the wine.)

FarFromAnyRoad Tue 07-Jul-15 23:06:36

Pass some quality time by attempting to fart on the dog. Make sure nobody can see you or you will have some uncomfortable explaining to do!

CainInThePunting Tue 07-Jul-15 23:07:44

Take dog out for walkies and a crap and leave the windows open while you do.
Should sort the stink.

WorraLiberty Tue 07-Jul-15 23:08:31

I feel your pain.

This smelly little fucker has been farting all night.

I love the way his nose shoots round to his arse, all shocked like someone else did it and ran away...

WorraLiberty Tue 07-Jul-15 23:09:32

And yes that is his 'shocked, who the fuck farted??' look hmm

SpongeBobJudgeyPants Tue 07-Jul-15 23:11:46

Well, re WWYD you could open a window for a start, you numpty smile Worra you should forgive that cutie any amount of farting. After opening a window, of course.

Fatmomma99 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:11:53

My dog does that too Worra! She sometimes leaps off the sofa in outrage that someone has farted near her when it is her.

WorraLiberty Tue 07-Jul-15 23:15:26

Yes, it's the indignant outrage! grin

Cutie my arse. He's a smelly git but I love him

travertine Tue 07-Jul-15 23:15:28

You're eating pizza? Why haven't you sprouted your own salad? Your dog is farting? You're obviously feeding that wrong too. You've had some wine. Nope you can't do that. Worrall we have a four month old pup and he has just discovered farts. Totally mystery to him lol

notmyusualMNname123 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:18:26

I think I've posted a picture of my dog, but not sure!

FarFromAnyRoad Tue 07-Jul-15 23:18:29

Love your dog Worra. I thought it was just my princessy little Jack Russell that did the fart/shock/outrage thing. It's pretty funny but only until the stench hits. Nobody much laughs after that!

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant Tue 07-Jul-15 23:19:00

Dog farts are nothing compared to cat farts...
And the cat looks at ds in disgust and walks away.
Let the dog out into the garden for half an hour...

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant Tue 07-Jul-15 23:19:49

Notmy
Your dog is cute!

Fatmomma99 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:20:21

I could let her out, but she's sleeping so sweetly, and she does get so terribly tired....

barleyfieldsummer Tue 07-Jul-15 23:20:42

We have kittens.

How the hell such tiny cute things can produce such toxic smells I don't know.

But they do! grin

Fatmomma99 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:21:41

p.s. Yes, pissed AND stuffed. Thank you. My bottom isn't too noisy though. I'm burping a fair bit!

I think I might go to bed, actually!

FarFromAnyRoad Tue 07-Jul-15 23:21:51

As far as I'm concerned I fart delicate little puffs of lavender talc!

WorraLiberty Tue 07-Jul-15 23:22:06

Aww your dog is gorgeous notmy!! grin

Exactly Far. I dare not open my mouth to laugh!

Fatmomma99 Tue 07-Jul-15 23:23:22

Me too Far. Actually, mine really do smell of roses!

I just wish my dog's did too!

WorraLiberty Tue 07-Jul-15 23:24:10

Aww Far what a cutie pie.

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe such an innocent looking little dog could ever smell less than wonderful.

Therefore I'm going to assume you're the one with the farts, and you're blaming it on the dog.

Bad form Far, very bad form sad

FarFromAnyRoad Tue 07-Jul-15 23:25:10

Shit.

Busted.

grin

travertine Tue 07-Jul-15 23:29:05

My little smelly farty boy.

corgiology Tue 07-Jul-15 23:35:48

Consider changing dog's diet if she farts so much smile

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