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Where the fucks my cheese

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Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:19:15

Just ordered a crab salad it crunched so sent it back ( no charge fair enough) said I'd have the cheese plate from the desert menu. 15 mins ago AIBU to be getting pissed off. Plus I'm being studiosly ignored.

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:19:48

Someone moved it.

SirPercyPilkington Tue 07-Jul-15 19:21:03

I'm eating it in the kitchen.
Did I mention I am a mouse?

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:21:29

You mean they hid it? I think they are in there licking the individual slices!!!

ShatnersBassoon Tue 07-Jul-15 19:22:11

Are they still squashing the Cheesestrings together to make 'artisanal cheddar'?

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:22:48

Well sir I'm calling environmental health!!!

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:23:36

Omg shatners I believe it

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:24:15

I'm staying in the hotel or I'd walk away at this point

Smoorikins Tue 07-Jul-15 19:24:16

SirPercy, you beat me to it!

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:24:54

www.amazon.co.uk/Who-Moved-My-Cheese-Amazing-ebook/dp/B004NBZFWA/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1436293365&sr=1-1&keywords=who+moved+my+cheese

It's a sign. There's changes ahead.

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:27:09

Ok is this worth 20mins

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:27:56

No.

That quince paste is wasted on that cheese.

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:28:33

And what's that in the purple packaging?

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:29:36

In buying that book it's a sign.

Agree otilla and what's with the sundried toms yuck

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:30:05

That be butter

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:31:32

there's sundried toms with the cheese?

Run. Don't look back.

What else?
Squirty cream?

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:31:39

In dining alone btw not ignoring my companion for the phone.
I think I taste jizz hmm

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:32:32

No squirty cream but I'm not sure ones not laughing cow

BabyFeets Tue 07-Jul-15 19:33:15

What's the red triangle thing?

WendyTorrance Tue 07-Jul-15 19:33:38

<vomits>

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:33:41

tsk tsk...laughing cow....

That's no laughing matter, this.

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:33:47

It is its laughing cow, wow

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 07-Jul-15 19:34:23

Quince paste. I hope.
Lovely with hard cheese.

MrsTerryPratchett Tue 07-Jul-15 19:35:26

How much was that?

Blarblarblar Tue 07-Jul-15 19:35:38

It is quince paste indeed and no match for my Gorgonzola

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