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AIBU?

to fancy James May like mad?

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cidersundays · 06/07/2015 23:51

Following on from the other threads where people are revealing their dubious crushes I just had to find out if fancying James May formaly of Top Gear (Sob) is being unreasonable as most of my irl friends seem to think.

He is just so hot, he is smart, hot and has a voice to moisten the most dessicated of nether regions!

Anyone with me or aibu?

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FraggleHair · 06/07/2015 23:55

I'd put him on a par with Bruce Forsyth in terms of sexiness and I can confirm that his voice has never had an impact on my vaginal moisture levels

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RedCrayons · 06/07/2015 23:57

YABU

He is preferable to Jezza though.

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FraggleHair · 06/07/2015 23:57

But we all have weird crushes so on balance YANBU.

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CainInThePunting · 06/07/2015 23:57

Yep, I've had the odd despicable thought about James May but then I already know I have warped taste in men.... This man triggered my most filthy wet dream ever... Blush

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mrsdavidbowie · 06/07/2015 23:58

I'd save up for therapy.Wink

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BitOfFun · 06/07/2015 23:59

He seems a nice enough fella, but he doesn't have any sort of sexual charisma, no. Not that I see, anyway. Clever and pleasant is a good baseline for a friend, or someone you enjoy seeing on TV, but it's not exactly aiming high for an object of lust.

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Destinysdaughter · 06/07/2015 23:59

Each to their own. I had a phase of fancying Clarkson even though his political views are anathema to me, go figure! I can see the attraction of May, especially in relation to Clarkson. I think he'd be a lovely partner and there's something about him that just makes you want to take care of him!

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WorraLiberty · 06/07/2015 23:59

Christ, even if my nether regions were like the Sahara dessert he wouldn't do it for me.

He's all yours OP Grin

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madmother1 · 07/07/2015 00:00

Yes, I think he's lovely too x

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WorraLiberty · 07/07/2015 00:01

Cain do you also lay in wait for Father Christmas? Shock Grin

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HaleMary · 07/07/2015 00:05

You're a sick woman, OP. The mere thought of JM desiccates me from the vagina out.

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CainInThePunting · 07/07/2015 00:06

Worra Grin now there is an idea. And to think I was considering online dating.

There has got to be a joke in there about coming once a year!

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NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 07/07/2015 00:07

all three are normally on the heat weird crush list, but James is the one I don't get. Thinking about it I'm not sure I get why people fancy Jeremy either. I just think james is the least fanciable. Richard is quite attractive though.

But each to their own!

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:08

I can't believe it I always suspected my friends were playing it cool, not showing their true passion for JM but that under cover of darkness on mumsnet women would feel free to own up to the passion he inspires in them but it turns out it is just me and MadMother1 and she is mad (and I am drunk!)

Lol at Cain and Father Christmas Grin

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FraggleHair · 07/07/2015 00:09

Richard looks like he should be hanging out with Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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CrystalHaze · 07/07/2015 00:11

You are bring massively unreasonable, and there's no excuse for it.

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:12

I think I am not into full on sexiness like say Johnny Depp who I think looks like he'd give you a dose. I am more attuned to the oblique allure of James May.

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Tutteredboast · 07/07/2015 00:13

Just ewww

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:13

How can this not be considered hot?

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:15

Ah well "I'll get me coat" as they say (and hop into a taxi and round to JM's place because sounds like he will be alone, law of averages and all).

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SmartAlecMetalGit · 07/07/2015 00:16

I was going to say YABU but then realised who am I to judge, I get the fanny gallops for Tom Baker as the Fourth Doctor Blush

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:18

SmartAlecMetalGit, now that is odd, is it his big long scarf that does it for you?

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:19

Actually just noticed in the above pic that James May totally looks like my Dad, what the F does that mean!!!!!

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FraggleHair · 07/07/2015 00:21

Do you have Daddy issues?

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cidersundays · 07/07/2015 00:23

I do love my Dad, but no issues he was a great father and still is.

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