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DH is slobbering over an ice lolly

(15 Posts)
Ananke99 Thu 02-Jul-15 20:39:01

WIBU to kill him. I sent him into another room and I can still hear him slurping. It's giving me serious rage!

ListenToYourHeart Thu 02-Jul-15 20:58:01


crje Thu 02-Jul-15 21:00:10


I'll give you an alibi

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant Thu 02-Jul-15 21:00:50

Another room?
Slobberers belong in the garden!

LaurieFairyCake Thu 02-Jul-15 21:02:46

Piss off - it could be worse

Imagine that with a lascivious wink and a comedy raised eyebrow like my DH offered me yesterday hmm

I naturally looked appalled as it was so damn hot grin

RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime Thu 02-Jul-15 21:06:42

No need to send him into another room.

Just kill him where he stands.

Misophonia sucks - I want to kill people for eating loudly too. Or near me. Or humming, chewing, clicking finger joints...

Ananke99 Thu 02-Jul-15 21:15:27

I just don't understand why he was so bloody loud with it!

TheHouseOnBellSt Thu 02-Jul-15 21:18:51

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

That's that.

Signlake Thu 02-Jul-15 21:27:53

Yanbu...adults shouldn't eat icecreams or lollys.

But why not?


icelollycraving Thu 02-Jul-15 21:39:11

It wasn't me wink

TheHouseOnBellSt Thu 02-Jul-15 21:43:16

Sign have a bowl of icecream ffs. Slobbering adults look WRONG with icecreams etc.

Ethylred Thu 02-Jul-15 22:50:22

I think this is called sploshing.

Ananke99 Fri 03-Jul-15 15:03:04

Sadly he can't even eat a bowl of ice cream properly! He scoops up a huge spoonful, crams it in and slowly removes the spoon from his mouth like he's carrying out a sex act on it shudders

I think the only solution is for me to eat all of the ice lollies and ice cream before he gets home.

googoodolly Fri 03-Jul-15 15:08:35

Ice-cream is too heavy on the stomach when it's this hot - ice-lollies are much more refreshing as well.

But slobberers should be made to eat in the shed. Fact.

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