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to have gatecrashed next doors barbecue and then vomited due to rubbish quality meat?

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ribbitTheFrog Sun 28-Jun-15 20:46:46

None of my housemates and I were invited to next doors barbecue snobs but I turned up unannounced anyway, without a gift and am not the sort to be put off by the trivial matter of a missing invitation.

I helped myself to a burger as there were plenty on offer, but accidentally knocked over the whole tray of them onto the decking, oops. Then the meat was rubbish quality, it made me sick immediately on the decking. My housemates could hear the gasps and complaints of the hosts at my behaviour, but what can the hosts expect if they serve lidl rather than organic butcher? I actually saved them from having to eat such awful food.

At this point the hosts went and knocked on my housemates door but housemates were too busy chuckling to answer, so I saw my opportunity and slipped out through the gap in the fence.

Aibu to think I've done nothing wrong, be indignant that the meat was rubbish and sit on the shed roof glaring down at stupid neighbours?

QuintShhhhhh Sun 28-Jun-15 20:47:45

Woof woof.

msgrinch Sun 28-Jun-15 20:48:29

biscuit

PHANTOMnamechanger Sun 28-Jun-15 20:48:43

i think your housemates need to get the fence fixed, TBH

heatseeker14 Sun 28-Jun-15 20:48:49

Have you been in the sun too long?

WorraLiberty Sun 28-Jun-15 20:49:44

If you were my neighbour's cat you'd find yourself being squirted with a double barrel water pistol.

honeysucklejasmine Sun 28-Jun-15 20:50:13

Reverse, I'm sure.

formerbabe Sun 28-Jun-15 20:50:14

Reverse!

BarbarianMum Sun 28-Jun-15 20:51:08

Are you a cat, by any chance? smile I really, really hope you are a cat that has magically developed the capabilities to surf the net. Otherwise you'd just be bonkers.

CordeliaFoxx Sun 28-Jun-15 20:51:14

Cat not dog, it's sat on the shed roof ��

DixieNormas Sun 28-Jun-15 20:51:54

id do the same as worra

honeysucklejasmine Sun 28-Jun-15 20:52:08

Oh gosh, you're a cat.

ribbitTheFrog Sun 28-Jun-15 20:52:10

I am a cat with taste grin

CordeliaFoxx Sun 28-Jun-15 20:52:23

You wouldn't have got in my garden, my dogs would have seen to that

SayExcuseMe Sun 28-Jun-15 20:52:25

Definitely an animal at your BBQ

DixieNormas Sun 28-Jun-15 20:53:15

Why are people shouting reverse, do you all know lots of people who sit on shed roofs?

BareGorillas Sun 28-Jun-15 20:55:41

An unreasonable cat on Mumsnet. Nothing unusual about that.

WorraLiberty Sun 28-Jun-15 20:57:27

But on a serious note, it sounds as though your cat has worms.

Yes, they're scavengers but to enter a garden while people are actually in it and be so desperate for food that it knocked a tray over and then threw up immediately, indicates a possible worm problem to me.

My old cat had an insatiable appetite when she had worms.

hiddenhome Sun 28-Jun-15 21:05:54

Did the meat come from Tesco?

BigChocFrenzy Sun 28-Jun-15 21:36:00

Caught on CCTV. You are nicked, Mog:

EhricLovesTheBhrothers Sun 28-Jun-15 21:41:17

I do wonder about some people's perspicacity. Wasn't it obvious this wasn't a genuine post?

QueenOfTheAlley Sun 28-Jun-15 21:54:58

YANBU and slaves humans should know better than cook up that crap!

QueenOfTheAlley Sun 28-Jun-15 21:57:00

Probably would have been nice to have taken a gift though. A mouse or bird maybe?

bolleauxnouveau Sun 28-Jun-15 22:01:00

I just thought you had poor social skills. I have failed the MI5 situational awareness recruitment test.

btw my cat won't eat burgers but if they were having prawns on their bbq he'd be in like Flynn.

EastMidsMummy Sun 28-Jun-15 22:03:38

This is why people fucking hate cats.

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