How to get your thread on Yhe Mathew Wright Show!

[brickinit]

Just that really.
They seem to pilfer most of the topics for material for their show.
What thread should I start to guarantee my 15 minutes of fame?

[brickinit]

The Mathew Wright Show (bl*y ipad)

[FarFromAnyRoad]

Sex should do it, I imagine. Sex in strange places or with strange people?

I refer the honourable member to the thread started by Worra featuring a MN'ers husband and her back passage

[Pagwatch]

You don't need to put bl*y

You can just put 'Matthew is a cunt'

[Thancred]

Why do any actual research when you can just cobble a load of bollocks together for stuff you read online?

Mind you, if I could get paid for arsing around on Mumsnet all day.....

[PourquoiTuGachesTaVie]

I was quoted on that show once. I was quite excited at the time as it's my best claim to fame but I can't remember what I said anymore.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

What a fucking shit job Fuck that. I'd love to get paid to hang around on MN.

[Pagwatch]

I mooch around MN all day and never have to deal with the muppet faced wanker.
Still a shit job in my book. It's the whole dealing with the 'rubber faced wanker' thing

[brickinit]

I wonder who does the research?
Do you reckon MW himself ever reads the stuff on here?

[EllaBella1]

Nah I doubt he can even read. Uneducated twat that he is

[Pagwatch]

Yeah he reads it.
He totally googles himself every morning.
Probably whilst masturbating.

[FarFromAnyRoad]

I've never watched his show. Don't even know what he does. Why is he so vilified on MN?

[Pagwatch]

Because he's a cunt.
A talentless, rubber faced cunt.

[TwoTribes]

^

[PacificDogwood]

I was once quoted on the MW show

cannot for the life of me remember what about

[gamerchick]

I never heard of him until I read about him on here.

Still not sure who it is or even seen any show advertised anywhere.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Pag say what you mean, love. no need to sugar coat it.

[LynetteScavo]

I think I might go and get a degree in journalism just so I can be a researcher and read MN, and come up with "original" ideas for a TV show.

Would be ace.

[brickinit]

Pagwatch

I think he's on here.

[Therein2tics]

Do you think the actress who was going to wear jeans to her wedding was well connected?
3 threads not being enough so moving on to telling the MW audience also about wearing jeans for her wedding?

[YouTheCat]

Correct me if I'm getting the wrong end of the stick here, but I get the feeling that Pag doesn't like Mr Wright that much?

Just a hunch.

[Pagwatch]

Yeah. Sorry.

[YouTheCat]

Someone start a 'Matthew Wright is a twat' thread and see if that makes it onto the show?

[ShipShapeAhoy]

I've never watched the show. What topics have they spoken about from mn? And when they quote do they state the source or just steal all the best lines?

[TerryTheGreenHorse]

How about a thread saying you are going to not feed your children for a week or two to pay for a boob job.

But they don't mind because you've said they can both have one as soon as they are 12.

Salivating he will be.