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How to get your thread on Yhe Mathew Wright Show!

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brickinit Fri 26-Jun-15 22:37:32

Just that really.
They seem to pilfer most of the topics for material for their show.
What thread should I start to guarantee my 15 minutes of fame? grin

brickinit Fri 26-Jun-15 22:39:00

The Mathew Wright Show (bl***y ipad)

FarFromAnyRoad Fri 26-Jun-15 22:39:32

Sex should do it, I imagine. Sex in strange places or with strange people?

I refer the honourable member to the thread started by Worra featuring a MN'ers husband and her back passage grin

Pagwatch Fri 26-Jun-15 22:40:55

You don't need to put bl***y

You can just put 'Matthew is a cunt'
<waves at Matthew's researchers. What a fucking shit job>

Thancred Fri 26-Jun-15 22:45:07

Why do any actual research when you can just cobble a load of bollocks together for stuff you read online?

Mind you, if I could get paid for arsing around on Mumsnet all day.....

PourquoiTuGachesTaVie Fri 26-Jun-15 22:46:40

I was quoted on that show once. I was quite excited at the time as it's my best claim to fame but I can't remember what I said anymore.

MrsTerryPratchett Fri 26-Jun-15 22:46:47

What a fucking shit job Fuck that. I'd love to get paid to hang around on MN.

Pagwatch Fri 26-Jun-15 22:48:38

I mooch around MN all day and never have to deal with the muppet faced wanker.
Still a shit job in my book. It's the whole dealing with the 'rubber faced wanker' thing

brickinit Fri 26-Jun-15 22:50:06

I wonder who does the research?
Do you reckon MW himself ever reads the stuff on here?

EllaBella1 Fri 26-Jun-15 22:53:42

Nah I doubt he can even read. Uneducated twat that he is

Pagwatch Fri 26-Jun-15 23:00:48

Yeah he reads it.
He totally googles himself every morning.
Probably whilst masturbating.

Coconutty Fri 26-Jun-15 23:01:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FarFromAnyRoad Fri 26-Jun-15 23:03:06

I've never watched his show. Don't even know what he does. Why is he so vilified on MN?
<< uneducated shitkicking redneck emoticon here >>

Pagwatch Fri 26-Jun-15 23:04:48

Because he's a cunt.
A talentless, rubber faced cunt.

TwoTribes Fri 26-Jun-15 23:05:27

<waves at Matthew's researchers. What a fucking shit job>

What, reading mn all day? I can think of worse jobs grin

PacificDogwood Fri 26-Jun-15 23:06:36

I was once quoted on the MW show <preens>

cannot for the life of me remember what about

gamerchick Fri 26-Jun-15 23:08:53

I never heard of him until I read about him on here.

Still not sure who it is or even seen any show advertised anywhere.

MrsTerryPratchett Fri 26-Jun-15 23:08:58

Pag say what you mean, love. no need to sugar coat it. grin

LynetteScavo Fri 26-Jun-15 23:09:15

I think I might go and get a degree in journalism just so I can be a researcher and read MN, and come up with "original" ideas for a TV show.

Would be ace.

brickinit Fri 26-Jun-15 23:11:14

Pagwatch smile

I think he's on here.

Therein2tics Fri 26-Jun-15 23:14:16

Do you think the actress who was going to wear jeans to her wedding was well connected?
3 threads not being enough so moving on to telling the MW audience also about wearing jeans for her wedding?

YouTheCat Fri 26-Jun-15 23:15:02

Correct me if I'm getting the wrong end of the stick here, but I get the feeling that Pag doesn't like Mr Wright that much?

Just a hunch. grin

Pagwatch Fri 26-Jun-15 23:16:10


Yeah. Sorry.

YouTheCat Fri 26-Jun-15 23:17:04

Someone start a 'Matthew Wright is a twat' thread and see if that makes it onto the show?

ShipShapeAhoy Fri 26-Jun-15 23:17:45

I've never watched the show. What topics have they spoken about from mn? And when they quote do they state the source or just steal all the best lines?

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