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To ask you your secret vice?

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Sadit Wed 24-Jun-15 23:59:36

Mine is the daily mail.
I'm sorry.
It's free and it's funny.

Llareggub Thu 25-Jun-15 00:00:30

Bacon flavour maize snacks. The cheaper the better.

lemonade30 Thu 25-Jun-15 00:01:57

donner meat.

you beat me though the OP. The DM????

Fatmomma99 Thu 25-Jun-15 00:05:05

I'm disgusted by all of you.

I would contribute, but I have no vices. At all. None.

HipsterBeard Thu 25-Jun-15 00:07:32

Fizzy cola bottles. Daytime masturbation when I work from home. grin

Denimwithdenim00 Thu 25-Jun-15 00:13:34

Well as a cm I wouldn't advocate hipster vice grin

During the working day a lump of cheese dipped in mint sauce and by night a glass of red wine.

Great thread op.

Theselittlelightsaremine Thu 25-Jun-15 00:14:15

Baked Camembert with fresh baked bread.

bluesbaby Thu 25-Jun-15 00:15:42

Youtube beauty videos blush I watch them a lot when I'm relaxing.

lemonade30 Thu 25-Jun-15 00:17:26

well if we're bound by a duty of candour; I'm partial to the odd fifty bag at the weekend.

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve Thu 25-Jun-15 00:17:56

Playing that ridiculous Candy Crush game on my phone blush I don't send game requests on fb though. I have standards.

*sniffs haughtily

BumpAndGrind Thu 25-Jun-15 00:31:06

Watching other peoples Disney cruise holiday vacation videos on YouTube.

Americans are amazingly ott. I love them.

I actually cried with jealousy at one, they were a very beautiful family and obviously loaded.

the lucky bastards sad

weeblueberry Thu 25-Jun-15 00:33:58

Mills and Boon novels. Particularly the really bad ones. blush

Getthewonderwebout Thu 25-Jun-15 00:40:06

I have many, but a few:-

Sweet and salty popcorn with a lovely large glass of red. An extensive collection of sex toys and a love of regularly watched porn. Smelly cheese. Watching any of the real housewives franchise back to back. All of them bring me joygrin

MarinaCoyle Thu 25-Jun-15 00:45:20

Sneaky googling of Kate Middleton. I get a small thrill when I evaluate I haven't done it in a while- "ooh I wonder what she'll have been up to!".

Must work on sexier/more disturbing vice.

MarinaCoyle Thu 25-Jun-15 00:45:42

Evaluate? Realise!

RealHuman Thu 25-Jun-15 00:46:32

If I told you, then it wouldn't be secret.

Biting my toenails.

thegreylady Thu 25-Jun-15 00:49:33

My Weekly and Womans Weekly remember my mum reading Womans Weekly (and Peoples Friend) when I was little. When I was having chemo I wanted a magazine to read during treatment. I'm not interested in celebrities and begrudge paying for pages of ads. One day I picked up Womans Weekly in the waiting room and was hooked, decent short stories, affordable fashion, interesting articles and under £1 to buy.

WanderWomble Thu 25-Jun-15 00:51:40

I'm also a secret DM reader. Some of the 'stories' they publish are hysterical.

mileend2bermondsey Thu 25-Jun-15 00:58:34

Slash fiction, especially Arthur/Eames from Inception wink

Marina dont bother googling, just read the DM. It has at least 3 articles and 97 accompanying pictures of Kate Middleton every day.

I too read the DM, if you dont youre missing out. Yesterday there was an article about a pregnant woman in labour in China whose husband was taking her to the hospital on the back of his moped. When she got to there the doctors said there was no baby inside her. The woman said, 'oh I must have had it and it slipped out of my trouser leg' Apparently the found the baby, unharmed, 2 miles from the hospital on the side of the road. I bet all of you who dont read are feeling pretty silly right now.

AbbyCadabra Thu 25-Jun-15 01:06:34

Watching selected bits of Tom Hardy movies like an obsessed teenager.

Wankstain Thu 25-Jun-15 01:08:10


And beer.

shock @ the DM readers.

lemonade30 Thu 25-Jun-15 01:10:41

indeed WK.

We can fuck and snort peruvian marching powder with impudence.......but the DM appreciation contingent? for shame!

Andrewofgg Thu 25-Jun-15 07:40:56

The Guardian letters page if I find it abandoned on a bus or train. Never mind ET, the aliens from another world are in touch with us . . .

Stillwishihadabs Thu 25-Jun-15 07:47:15

Pastry goods

AuntyMag10 Thu 25-Jun-15 07:55:12

I'm a secret mner. Wouldn't tell anyone in rl.

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