When we watch quiz shows, if a particularly easy one comes up, or if he knows it from his "specialist subject", he will just shout out the answer and "next!" dimissively. Sounds silly, but makes him sounds like a know-it-all twat, I've had to pull him up on it.
If we are walking, and the road gets narrower, he will stop really quickly to "let" me go first, but of course, I end up stopping -andcrashingintohim- leading to me spending the the next ten mins ranting about being a chauvantist pig. Poor git, he's only trying to be polite I know 
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Won't make any decsion unless I break it down into 2-3 specific choices (that's ok, means I can gently direct him to what I think best).
Gets very irrate about Wales/Scotland politics, leading to hours of arguments.
Snores like a monster, especially when - he has a cold, hayfever, is within a 2 mile radius of dust, because it's Tuesday, etc.
I swear his wallet is superglued shut.
However, as 'annoying' as he is, I really don't know how he puts up with me at times. I'm a gobshite control freak, but I think I balance him out. I think he's brilliant, anyway - the good most certainly outweights everything else by a very long way.
