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To ask why the daily mail is obsessed with Kelly Brook?

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ssd Thu 18-Jun-15 08:15:41

sorry, apologies for talking about the daily mail and also Kelly Brook, cant stand either of them

anyway what does she actually do?

dont get the DM hysteria (ever)

BitOfFun Thu 18-Jun-15 08:17:05

She possesses breasts and a bottom publicly. I think that's the criteria.

honeysucklejasmine Thu 18-Jun-15 08:18:00


FarFromAnyRoad Thu 18-Jun-15 08:19:35

Going equipped with large bazoombas and a comely face. I believe she even released a perfume. Who would buy that?

SavoyCabbage Thu 18-Jun-15 08:21:14

Maybe she pays them. My auntie is a nanny to a celebrity family in LA and there are all sorts of shenanigans with the press.

For example, celebrity mothers agent tells celebrity mother to go to a certain Starbucks. Then agent tells paparazzi. Celebrity mother has photo taken coming out of Starbucks. Both Starbucks and the paparazzi chaps pay the agent and she pays celebrity mother. Paparazzi sell the photos to the press.

SqueezyCheeseWeasel Thu 18-Jun-15 08:21:19

She has breasts and moggles. Oh and she, thrillingly for DM frothers, gains and loses weight and boyfriends frequently.

SqueezyCheeseWeasel Thu 18-Jun-15 08:23:19

Oh yes,savoy, there is definitely a lot of that going on with certain celebs. Especially beach holiday ones where they are soooo posed and engineered to get people raging Daniella Westbrook

ShipShapeAhoy Thu 18-Jun-15 08:29:13

I remember reading it about a year or two ago and they had a really nasty obsession with Chelsee Healey the actress. She was only young but the way they wrote about her was awful. It reminded me of the rantings of a jealous, possessive ex.

They weren't very nice about Jesy from Little Mix but I just googled her to check her name for this post and the first result was a DM article about her written in a much nicer tone than I'd seen before. I can only assume she has lost some weight and become more acceptable to the DM overlords.

They had an obsession about Kim K too, but I think that was more along the Kelly Brook line.

NRomanoff Thu 18-Jun-15 08:32:19

Because her agent will arrange it or pay them to.

Celebs who are contatantly in the papers for no reason usually have an arrangement with the papers and or, the paper, knows that it appeals to their readers.

By clicking on the site or link or buying the paper, you are helping out said celeb

Koalafications Thu 18-Jun-15 08:39:39

Is Kelly Brook a model? I can't remember why she is famous.

U2TheEdge Thu 18-Jun-15 08:42:24

God, I wish I had her body!

keeptothewhiteline Thu 18-Jun-15 08:45:46

I have never heard of Kelly Brook- who is she?

SqueezyCheeseWeasel Thu 18-Jun-15 08:53:30

She was a TV presenter years ago, did The Big Breakfast for years (Kelly Brook). Then she did the lads mag rounds for a long time, so it was glamour modelling.

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks Thu 18-Jun-15 09:00:10

Apparently she's a actress/model. I remember seeing her in an episode of Marple years back, but according to her Wiki page she's been in more than that. I think she's more a paparazzi darling than an actress, which is OK until she gets too old for the Daily Mail.

WixingMords Thu 18-Jun-15 09:04:23

What are moggles?

<checks body to check for thrm>

DialMforMildred Thu 18-Jun-15 09:05:20

She earns money from selling pics and needs to maintain a public profile for endorsements and modelling jobs, so colludes with paps/DM to get coverage for such thrilling outings as 'filling up the car with petrol' or 'walking along a street'.

The DM wants to have a whipping boy/girl whose weight/relationship choices they can make snidey passive aggressive comments about, in order to goad the clickbait frothers into a comment frenzy.

Everyone's a winner. Apart from the general public.

Spog Thu 18-Jun-15 09:15:56

Because big boobs. That is all.

Lozy79 Thu 18-Jun-15 09:38:17

I get angry with Daily Mail articles about Kelly Brook. She has put some weight on, still looks lovely, but the wording of the articles saying how thin and toned she is deliberately goads people into commenting about how fat shes actually is. The comments are dreadful. It's not just Kelly Brook, ive seen many an article written precisely in a way that makes people comment in a derogatory way towards a women's looks.

knowsaymuhfuh Thu 18-Jun-15 09:41:16

She's pretty and curvy and sells copy.

Case closed, Watson.

PrimalLass Thu 18-Jun-15 09:42:00

The other one is some randomer who was in a few episodes of Made in Chelsea a few years ago.

NotDavidTennant Thu 18-Jun-15 09:46:15

Her PR probably has close contacts at the Mail.

SqueezyCheeseWeasel Thu 18-Jun-15 09:51:30

Sorry Wixing, I should have said "she has breasts and SHE moggles"

Moggle is an old timey MN word from days of yore when we used to get invaded by baby moggelling types.

WixingMords Thu 18-Jun-15 10:15:03

Ah. I see, that makes a lot more sense, wasn't sure if I wanted to have moggles.

SaucyJack Thu 18-Jun-15 10:20:28

So they can write click bait that appeals to bitter, fat, ageing women like me where we can make ourselves feel better by sneering at other ageing women for getting fat.

Just being honest.

mistymeanour Thu 18-Jun-15 10:22:35

They do seem to have an obsession with certain celebs, Miranda Kerr is another one.

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