AIBU to be annoyed at neighbours children

(53 Posts)
chuckieegg2008 Fri 15-May-15 19:28:43

My neighbours daughter(and her friends) is 13 and has recently started jumping my wall outside of my house which means she gets to her house quicker.
The wall is low and is easy to jump, its right outside of my lounge window and after a day at work and when the kids are in bed the last thing i want is 4 teenage girls running around outside my house, i just want to relax.
Now that the weathers better i always put garden chairs up against the wall, now they are jumping the wall onto the chairs!
Ive spoken to her once and told her not to jump my wall but has she listened, No.
AIBU?

IAmAShitHotLawyer Fri 15-May-15 19:30:23

stick some broken glass bottles to the top of the wall

LuisSuarezTeeth Fri 15-May-15 19:32:28

Really IamAShit ? hmm

LuisSuarezTeeth Fri 15-May-15 19:32:57

Speak to the parents OP

BullshitS70 Fri 15-May-15 19:34:02

Talk to her parents?

That or barbed wire on top of the wall

EmpressOfJurisfiction Fri 15-May-15 19:34:36

Shrubs in pots?

MeggyMooAndTinkerToo Fri 15-May-15 19:35:43

stick some broken glass bottles to the top of the wall

No wonder you're a shit lawyer with an outlook like this! Have a quick word with her parents OP.

fudgefinger Fri 15-May-15 19:36:09

Washing up bowls of cold water

FastWindow Fri 15-May-15 19:37:15

Higher wall? Yabu. I teach my dc not to run over neighbours front gardens on the way to school (difficult as few have boundaries/hedges) but they've got to learn about respecting other people's property.

SomedayMyPrinceWillCome Fri 15-May-15 21:55:37

Holly bushes or something similarly prickly?

amybear2 Fri 15-May-15 22:01:08

I don't think I would come to you for legal advice shithot!!!

FlabulousChix Fri 15-May-15 22:02:49

Personally I'd shout out the window stop it you cunts

HaloKelly23 Fri 15-May-15 22:05:15

I second the broken glass. A slice straight through her slice and some nasty Hep B should teach her a lesson.

HaloKelly23 Fri 15-May-15 22:06:07

That obviously meant to say leg, I was slicing ham today I'll blame that. I've a taste for blood grin

Pipbin Fri 15-May-15 22:07:09

Has everyone on this thread had a sense of humour bypass? I assume that Shithot was making a joke.

MisForMumNotMaid Fri 15-May-15 22:07:34

Speek to the parents.

If that fails Pigeon spikes.

Or to look nice low trellis mounted on top of the wall to make it higher.

HaloKelly23 Fri 15-May-15 22:07:44

That obviously meant to say leg, I was slicing ham today I'll blame that. I've a taste for blood grin

ltk Fri 15-May-15 22:07:59

Broken glass bottles would do the trick.

SaltaKatten Fri 15-May-15 22:08:19

Put yucky stuff on the chairs

thetroubleis Fri 15-May-15 22:08:34

Berberis. They'll be picking thorns out thier bums for a week.

lunar1 Fri 15-May-15 22:11:57

I planted rose bushes.

Georgina1975 Fri 15-May-15 23:01:09

I had glass in the wall of my last house...

...anyway. Ask her to stop it? Or a bit of anti-climb paint?

SirChenjin Fri 15-May-15 23:04:27

1. Roar at her
2. Speak to parents
3. Roar at parents
4. Prickly shrubs
5. Broken glass bottles
6. Nuclear missile.

5Foot5 Fri 15-May-15 23:13:51

In an ideal world what you should be able to do is raise the height of the wall by about 3mm every night. So little that she won't even notice the incremental changes but over time it will get harder and harder. After 3 or 4 months she will start to get really concerned over how much more effort it has become and she will stop bothering and go away upset and confused as to why her fitness levels have declined so unexpectedly.

Sorry I have been on the wine for a couple of hours

Pipbin Sat 16-May-15 00:05:11

Sorry I have been on the wine for a couple of hours
And reading The Twits it would seem.

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