AIBU to ask your most embarrassing moment ever?

[ShootPeppaPig]

Just for a chuckle?

Mine is when I wet myself during the festival of voices aged 7. I know lots of kids wet themselves - mine just happened to be during a concert with all my classmates feet in the puddle for the remainder of the song, I was wearing a long dress and somehow thought I could style it out.

I couldn't

[flora717]

you've reminded me of one of mine. I was a bridesmaid age 6. At the rehearsal I'd gone straight from school to dinner with the bride and groom. They weren't used to children, I was too nervous to delay the adults at any stage. I wet myself in the church. I cried that night and on and off the next day. My mum was furious.

[paddyclampo]

When I was about 6 I was going swimming and put my swimming costume on first then my clothes on top. When I got undressed ready for swimming I accidently left my knickers on over my costume and ran onto the poolside with them still on! Thankfully my mum noticed before I got into the pool!

[avocadotoast]

My skirt blew up (like Marilyn Monroe-style) at my cousin's wedding. Everyone saw my pants. They were pink. It was unpleasant...

[Happybodybunny12]

I was bf dd on a packed plane. She suddenly pulled off and a spray of milk hit the bald head of the bloke in front.

The stag party across the isle thought it was hilarious.

[madmother1]

I once decided to go out without any knickers on. I was abroad and felt daring. I had quite a short dress on. When I got back from the evening meal I got dragged onto stage and had to get up on a unicycle. Luckily I somehow kept my dignity but I could have died. My DH thought it was hilarious!

[HaloKelly23]

Trying to be sexy > deep throat > projectile vomit all over penis.

Since that day forward my throat has been untouched.

[SilverBirch2015]

I was having my first smear at about 28. Lying on a couch, knickers off and legs akimbo. The nurse realised she needed something, popped out of the room after drawing curtain to bed cubicle area. Two minutes later another nurse brought a young teenage lad in with a cut hand (not realising I was behind the curtain) and asked him to sit on the chair and wait for the Dr to come in and see him.
I was too embarrassed to call out or say anything. So I just quietly lay there, legs still akimbo, with the lad just sat waiting the other side of the curtain. The longest 5 minutes in my life waiting for the original nurse to return and usher him out again. Loud conversation ensued in the corridor between the 2 nurses.
I still cringe at the thought of it.

[Dublinlass]

Went to do my laundry with a friend years ago and stopped off in the pub for a drink. Met a load of lads and were having a great time. Then through blurred eyes i noticed some of thr lads walking pass with bra on their head, another had knickers..I was laughing wondering where the hell they got those from until I realised my laundry bag was empty!!! This really was airing my dirty laundry...never got the stuff back either and never went back to the pub

[Fatmomma99]

Waiting for the bus after work, very young and new to work. Whilst waiting 2 cool boys I knew got off another bus and stopped to chat. We all lit up. My bus arrived, a queue of people got on. I didn't join queue because I was smoking (and with cool boys) and assumed the bus driver would recognize me (???).
After the last person got on, I throw fag away and step onto the bus.

The bus driver has assumed the last person has got on and paid (this was, obviously, many years before oyster cards. Or any cards!), and he had pressed the button to close the doors. Which is on a slight time delay

In that time delay, I step onto the bus.

The doors close.

Pinning me, one foot on the bus, one in mid air getting onto the bus. My arms pinned at my sides (this was the worst bit... I couldn't flick my 80s flick-y fringe).

The bus driver couldn't open the door for several seconds (each one feeling like hours) because he was so busy pointing and laughing.

Cool boys almost wet themselves, and have referred to it ever since. It was 30 years ago. Still cringe!

(have been caught having full sex several times since [not a dogger, honestly] but being stuck in the bus door was worse!)

p.s. The driver gave me 2 or 3 free trips afterwards because I'd given him "such a good laugh"

[fattymcfatfat]

getting caught in a erm...compromising position by MIL think legs wrapped around neck.

I could have died.

[5Foot5]

HappyBodyBunny12 I loved that one!

Mine was probably as a 19 yo student when I had borrowed my friends bike for the day - mine had a puncture. Her bike had a crossbar, no problem you might think but, as it was a sunny day, I was wearing a floaty cotton skirt. I decided the best thing was to bunch the skirt up in front of me and tie it to the crossbar.

This worked rather well on the way in to lectures in the morning. However, on the way home at rush hour I was waiting at the front of a line of traffic for the lights to change when I realised my chain had come off. I jumped off the bike and - well soon realised that I could not extricate myself from the bike I was tied to in a hurry. I had to pick it up and run to the side of the road, dodging traffic coming around the corner, with my skirt around my waist and showing my knickers to all and sundry.

[madmother1]

I have another. Years ago I was heavily pregnant. I was having a lovely bath. My next door neighbour's grandson rang the bell. He wanted to borrow our toilet as his grandparents were out. My husband sent him upstairs to our toilet/bathroom while I was still wallowing! I'm not sure who was the most shocked. I cried with laughter. He must have been traumatised.

[madmother1]

And another. My son pulled my tampon string while we were waiting for our swimming lesson! Asking "Mummy what's this".

[Diamondjoan]

As a teenager, collecting my mum from a night out. Sitting in the car with my dad in a shaded area in the pub car park. Couple staggered out of the pub, he ends up on the bonnet of the car, she sucks him off. We were both too mortified to do or say anything. When they were finished she gobbed it out on the bonnet. Worst 5 minutes of my life.

[Fatmomma99]

I think madmother1 wins, but it's not my post!

[Happybodybunny12]

Mad how many boys do you plan on traumatising?

5Foot hilarious.

Halo and I presume he proposed after such a romantic evening?

[Breadrocks]

Diamondjoan

[Happybodybunny12]

Jesus Diamond

Please tell us it wasn't your mum?

[ILovedYouYesterday]

SilverBirch !!

I was out for a country walk with a friend and needed a wee fairly desperately. On a path in a wooded area near the sea. There was no one in sight so I ducked behind a tree with my friend keeping watch. Not enough ground cover to be completely hidden but there really didn't seem to be anyone near enough to see. No sooner had I started to wee than a school party (about 50 ten year olds!) came ambling round the corner. I swear they had arrived by tardis! Thankfully my friend was able to alert me just in time and I was able to pull my clothes up and stroll nonchalently past them but I am sure they all knew what I'd been up to when I appeared out from behind my tree!

[RusticBlush]

Diamondjoan hahahahaha

[LionsTeeth]

Did a really loud fart at a crowded yoga session once made worse by the fact that a few seconds later the Instructor came round trying to push all of our legs further down towards our chests. I had to beg her not to because I knew if I didn't maintain the exact same position I would have blown off (possibly literally) again

It's a tie between that and getting my rucksack caught on the handle of a door at school. Flew backwards and landed on the floor between the legs of a very startled year 11 boy oh those good old school days

[foreverton]

2009, Majorca, at a water park with dp and ds who was 6. Queuing up for a slide( think huge rubber ring that fits up to 6 people) group of Scottish lads behind us and ds undid the ties on the top half without me realising and out sprung my boobs for them all to laugh at:) which they did, very loudly :)

We were in that queue for over an hour! Oh the shame.

[MrsSandler]

I was about 19 at work, a group of us always ordered from local butchers for lunch and took in turns to collect it, I went down with a lad I fancied to collect the order, ran in for the stuff come back out and jumped in the car but he wasn't in it?? Looked around for him to see if he had gone in after me.. Turned out I'd got into someone else's car (if was identical) and he was sitting pissing him self at me from the other side of carpark luckily I realised and got out before the owner came out to find me in their car ??

[ShootPeppaPig]

These are brilliant!

Diamondjoan