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"She buys cheap cheese".

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:35

The DC saw EH at the weekend. This morning I was making cheese on toast when DD pipes up with "Dad says you buy cheap cheese".

Out of all the comments he could have made about me AIBU to find this very funny?

Grin

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:36

And I do not buy cheap cheese.

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CMOTGilbertBlythe · 11/05/2015 12:37

Please tell me where to buy cheap cheese! It costs a bloody fortune in the supermarkets.

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ooerrmissus · 11/05/2015 12:38

Lol, if that's the worst he can manage!

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Sleepybunny · 11/05/2015 12:38

I can see why you are no longer together. He's had a lucky escape Grin

Cheese on toast only works with cheap cheese anyway

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LittleIda · 11/05/2015 12:39

ha ha. I served tesco pizza to a visiting child once and she made a comment about plastic cheese. (Will have heard the mum calling cheap cheese that at home.)

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EatShitDerek · 11/05/2015 12:40

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TheMoa · 11/05/2015 12:42

I sometimes use the 'cheap hotdogs' line from Lampoon's Christmas, but I wouldn't stoop to cheap cheese! Grin

Is your ex a foodie?!

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BazingaBaby · 11/05/2015 12:42

Hahaha. What a comment! And yep, I'd love to know where you get cheap cheese, costs a blooming fortune round here!

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:43

Always extra mature but not brand loyal.

Stupid man nearly cried when he ate feta and spat it out like a baby.

Just keeps making me snort "She buys cheap cheese" Grin.

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madreloco · 11/05/2015 12:44

Supermarket cheese is really cheap, don't know what people are talking about. You can even buy "cheese" in Tesco.

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Goldmandra · 11/05/2015 12:45

I had a friend whose ex actually brought up in court the fact that she bought Tesco value bread for their children to demonstrate that she was an unfit mother Grin

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PtolemysNeedle · 11/05/2015 12:45

I won't say YABU, because anything that gets a harmless laugh is a good thing in my book, but I can't see what's funny, sorry! Maybe work is making me have a sense of humour failure today.

Cheap cheese is the basic stuff you get in Asda or lidl that is bendy and rubbery. It's consistency is closer to play dough than proper cheese.

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TwiceAsNiceAsIceAndaSlice · 11/05/2015 12:46

I buy cheap cheese and am proud.

£1.55 for 350g on Aldi.

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TwiceAsNiceAsIceAndaSlice · 11/05/2015 12:46

*at

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:46

He does fancy himself as a foodie and does have a Swedish gf now so perhaps he is taken up with the thrill of Swedish cheese?

Poor old extra mature cheddar Sad.

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TapDancingMollusc · 11/05/2015 12:48

I fancy cheese on toast now. And then lunch. Grin

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26Point2Miles · 11/05/2015 12:48

why be so stuffy about Asda and Lidl?? waitrose sell cheap cheese too you now!!

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26Point2Miles · 11/05/2015 12:49

*know!

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CupidStuntSurvivor · 11/05/2015 12:49

No wonder he's your ex Shock. Fucking cheese snob Grin

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:50

I love ALL cheese!

It's the thought of EH sniffing and looking disapproving as he said it.

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ShatnersBassoon · 11/05/2015 12:52

It's something Cissie and Ada would say. Which one is he? Grin

"She buys cheap cheese".
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PlumpingThePartTimeMother · 11/05/2015 12:53

He should count himself lucky, alchemist; I buy no cheese at all (vegan). My poor DH has to shuffle around the dairy section on his tod and buy his own Sad

I'm sure it will be mentioned in the divorce settlement - 'She unreasonably refused to eat rotted bovine lactation, m'lud.'

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Alchemist · 11/05/2015 12:53

Definitely Cissie!

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