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"She buys cheap cheese".

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Alchemist Mon 11-May-15 12:35:57

The DC saw EH at the weekend. This morning I was making cheese on toast when DD pipes up with "Dad says you buy cheap cheese".

Out of all the comments he could have made about me AIBU to find this very funny?


Alchemist Mon 11-May-15 12:36:47

And I do not buy cheap cheese. <huffs>

CMOTGilbertBlythe Mon 11-May-15 12:37:55

Please tell me where to buy cheap cheese! It costs a bloody fortune in the supermarkets.

ooerrmissus Mon 11-May-15 12:38:16

Lol, if that's the worst he can manage!

Sleepybunny Mon 11-May-15 12:38:40

I can see why you are no longer together. He's had a lucky escape grin

Cheese on toast only works with cheap cheese anyway

LittleIda Mon 11-May-15 12:39:44

ha ha. I served tesco pizza to a visiting child once and she made a comment about plastic cheese. (Will have heard the mum calling cheap cheese that at home.)

EatShitDerek Mon 11-May-15 12:40:18

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TheMoa Mon 11-May-15 12:42:01

I sometimes use the 'cheap hotdogs' line from Lampoon's Christmas, but I wouldn't stoop to cheap cheese! grin

Is your ex a foodie?!

BazingaBaby Mon 11-May-15 12:42:10

Hahaha. What a comment! And yep, I'd love to know where you get cheap cheese, costs a blooming fortune round here!

Alchemist Mon 11-May-15 12:43:51

Always extra mature but not brand loyal.

Stupid man nearly cried when he ate feta and spat it out like a baby.

Just keeps making me snort "She buys cheap cheese" grin.

madreloco Mon 11-May-15 12:44:32

Supermarket cheese is really cheap, don't know what people are talking about. You can even buy "cheese" in Tesco.

Goldmandra Mon 11-May-15 12:45:19

I had a friend whose ex actually brought up in court the fact that she bought Tesco value bread for their children to demonstrate that she was an unfit mother grin

EatShitDerek Mon 11-May-15 12:45:33

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PtolemysNeedle Mon 11-May-15 12:45:36

I won't say YABU, because anything that gets a harmless laugh is a good thing in my book, but I can't see what's funny, sorry! Maybe work is making me have a sense of humour failure today.

Cheap cheese is the basic stuff you get in Asda or lidl that is bendy and rubbery. It's consistency is closer to play dough than proper cheese.

TwiceAsNiceAsIceAndaSlice Mon 11-May-15 12:46:03

I buy cheap cheese and am proud.

£1.55 for 350g on Aldi.

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Alchemist Mon 11-May-15 12:46:27

He does fancy himself as a foodie and does have a Swedish gf now so perhaps he is taken up with the thrill of Swedish cheese?

Poor old extra mature cheddar sad.

EatShitDerek Mon 11-May-15 12:47:19

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TapDancingMollusc Mon 11-May-15 12:48:06

I fancy cheese on toast now. And then lunch. grin

26Point2Miles Mon 11-May-15 12:48:30

why be so stuffy about Asda and Lidl?? waitrose sell cheap cheese too you now!!

26Point2Miles Mon 11-May-15 12:49:01


CupidStuntSurvivor Mon 11-May-15 12:49:43

No wonder he's your ex shock. Fucking cheese snob grin

Alchemist Mon 11-May-15 12:50:12

I love ALL cheese!

It's the thought of EH sniffing and looking disapproving as he said it.

ShatnersBassoon Mon 11-May-15 12:52:06

It's something Cissie and Ada would say. Which one is he? grin

PlumpingThePartTimeMother Mon 11-May-15 12:53:05

He should count himself lucky, alchemist; I buy no cheese at all (vegan). My poor DH has to shuffle around the dairy section on his tod and buy his own sad

I'm sure it will be mentioned in the divorce settlement - 'She unreasonably refused to eat rotted bovine lactation, m'lud.'

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