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Too feel like throwing Ed a sympathy shag

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SinisterBunnyMonth Thu 07-May-15 23:30:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Notcontent Thu 07-May-15 23:33:49

Yes, I agree. And I do find him a bit attractive...

nikki1978 Thu 07-May-15 23:35:44

Jesus really? I think I'd rather shag Farage.

DarkVelvetySilkyShiraz Thu 07-May-15 23:36:31

grin horrid thread grin

TaliZorahVasNormandy Thu 07-May-15 23:36:38

I'd shag Farage if he'd bump off Cameron and Osbourne and I detest Farage.

ClareAbshire Thu 07-May-15 23:39:48

I kind of find him sexy at this point but don't know why. I think it's just the hype.

OttiliaVonBCup Thu 07-May-15 23:41:49

No shags no pity for any of them.

maroonedwithfour Thu 07-May-15 23:43:30

Oh no.... No shags. Go conservatives!!!

HoneyDragon Thu 07-May-15 23:47:30

Eurgh. I've just switched off the TV to head to bed with vague intentions of prodding dh awake for a shag.

I read this first though didn't I?My ovaries just shrivelled and died. I've left him sleeping.

molyholy Thu 07-May-15 23:50:30

Sounds like a game of 'what would you rather' is in order here. I shall start.

What would you rather:
1) shag ed for half an hour,
2) suck daves willy for 5 mins
3) snog farage, with tongues for 10 minutes

putthekettleonwouldya Thu 07-May-15 23:50:57

hahahaha! There is something in the air now you come to mention it...

putthekettleonwouldya Thu 07-May-15 23:51:50

molyholy, definitely option 1. Definitely.

molyholy Thu 07-May-15 23:52:38

honey grin

KingJoffreyFanciesDarylDixon Thu 07-May-15 23:53:10

Yes, option 1.

Bless him.

molyholy Thu 07-May-15 23:53:28

1 would be my option too

voluptuagoodshag Thu 07-May-15 23:53:57

BOAK. The very thought. With any of them

Jenda Thu 07-May-15 23:54:52

I'd such Dave's willy. I can't imagine either of them being unselfish lovers so I'd rather only tolerate it for 5 minutes!

Jenda Thu 07-May-15 23:55:04


stoatystoat Thu 07-May-15 23:55:44

' mumsnet thread on shagging Ed Balls' is going to end up on election bingo/election drinking game. You horny vipers!

SaucyJack Thu 07-May-15 23:55:54

Would the half hour start from the point of actual penetration?

Cos he looks like the sort that would keep you hanging on until 4am earnestly telling you that he'll still respect you in the morning first.

SinisterBunnyMonth Thu 07-May-15 23:56:43

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Spotifymuse Thu 07-May-15 23:57:52

Look Ed very CLEARLY said he wouldn't be getting into bed with ANYONE ELSE.
And he'd never ever lie.....

putthekettleonwouldya Thu 07-May-15 23:59:19

grin grin

Pantone363 Thu 07-May-15 23:59:24

Option 1

Farage would taste like fags and hate

Cameron's willy would taste like flaccid stale posh cheese

ZombieZoo Thu 07-May-15 23:59:26

Hahaha laughing so much! Option 1..

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