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to think no one would ever respond well to a pic like this on a dating app [warning added by MNHQ - mild graphic image]

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ljwales Tue 31-Mar-15 21:19:39

I've covered his face and other little bit up so its safe to post here. Seriously what goes through guys minds when they send photos like this?!

Its like being flashed

EatShitDerek Tue 31-Mar-15 21:21:17

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Squeegle Tue 31-Mar-15 21:22:00

Funny! But there are worse! Surely no one responds to these? Or do they??

TrixieB123 Tue 31-Mar-15 21:22:34

Imagine if he got paint on "it."

It's bad enough scrubbing it off your hands.

TurnOverTheTv Tue 31-Mar-15 21:22:37

Cannot stop laughing at him painting his caravan grin

molyholy Tue 31-Mar-15 21:22:40

Oh jesus.

Frusso Tue 31-Mar-15 21:22:58

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JohnFarleysRuskin Tue 31-Mar-15 21:23:30

Is this guardian soulmates or the times encounter section?

CapnMurica Tue 31-Mar-15 21:23:44

Gosh he's an even messier painter than I am.

Mind you, I'm clearly an idiot - I've always worn and ruined clothes.

And as an aside I think I stayed in that caravan in Haven a few years ago.

SeraOfeliaFalfurrias Tue 31-Mar-15 21:24:34

But, but, but......why?!

So much of why?

Why is he naked?
Why is he painting naked?
Why is he paining inside a caravan, which as a rule, don't need painting?
Why does he have a label above his cock? What does it say?
Why has he painted two neat dabs on his hips?
Why is does he have an odd fold beneath his breasts?

Just...... why?!?!?!?

scratchandsniff Tue 31-Mar-15 21:25:16

What's not to like?! grin

Justmuddlingalong Tue 31-Mar-15 21:25:48

What does his tattoo say? I'm scared to zoom in as I have a dodgy gag reflex.

OttiliaVonBCup Tue 31-Mar-15 21:27:23

He's not planning on stirring the paint with that, is he?

Fatstacks Tue 31-Mar-15 21:27:33

Erm, got his number?
I do like a nice caravan enthusiast.

TrixieB123 Tue 31-Mar-15 21:28:05

I can make out "sunday" but the rest is a blur. Possibly "vivian"

Poor Vivian.

ljwales Tue 31-Mar-15 21:29:29

Glad its not just me that thinks why?!

Can't read the tattoo sad, he does have a collection of Egyptian shit behind him though

YoniMitchell Tue 31-Mar-15 21:29:34

I think you need to try a different dating app OP!

nannynoss Tue 31-Mar-15 21:30:45

Sera, I am cracking up at your response! He sounds a delight...

nannynoss Tue 31-Mar-15 21:31:57

Is it Roman numerals under the Sunday bit? Maybe it's his date of birth. Oh god.

SeraOfeliaFalfurrias Tue 31-Mar-15 21:31:57

Oh. It says Sunday V.IV.MCMIII.... MCMLII... MCMLIX? I can't quite make out the last bit. I keep getting distracted by his lack of pubes and purple cock.

So a date. His birthday?

chickenfuckingpox Tue 31-Mar-15 21:32:46

im thinking why too but im also pondering how much did you have to cover up down there?

thinking of changing my name to lackofsleepmakesmethinkwrongthoughts

KillmeNow Tue 31-Mar-15 21:32:59

I zoomed in but couldnt read the tattoo properly.I think the top word is Sunday with roman numerals under it .

Mind you ,I was distracted by the shaving rash in his right groin hmm

KurriKurri Tue 31-Mar-15 21:36:08

He looks sort of normal below the waist (albeit with a purple penis) but above the wasit its as if someone has put a very tight elastic band round him and he's swelled up to the point his skin might burst.

Nice to see he's kept his jewellery on though, and managed to get some bargain paint.

gamerchick Tue 31-Mar-15 21:36:29

That paint's shit.

BastardGoDarkly Tue 31-Mar-15 21:37:28


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