My give my DP this card tomorrow

[Letmeeatcakecakecake]

I saw this card on etsy and had to have it!

I felt so clever and funny ordering it.

Now wondering if it may be a bad idea to give it to DP tomorrow??

[Summerisle1]

I don't think it is clever or funny but then you know your DP. He might think it is hilarious.

[PatriciaHolm]

blueeeerrrghhhhh

[Skeppers]

That's brill!

I've got one for my husband which says 'You're my favourite hobo' (not as good as yours) because he is currently sporting some mighty fine man-beardage.

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

That is grim.

[WilsonWilsonWoman]

Hahaha thinking of MIL sucking cock. Ah the lulz!

[Skeppers]

...btw the posters above have a point, you know your DP better than anyone else. I know that mine would find that HILARIOUS because he's just as juvenile as I am.

[OhNoNotMyBaby]

I don't get it. Clearly I'm stupid - something to do with blowjobs....
Yuk. But if that's your idea of romance.....

[Teeb]

Happy valentines DP, let's all think about your mother sucking cock!

[Letmeeatcakecakecake]

I do find it hilerious... But I can just imagine receiving some lovey dovey card tomorrow and then giving him that! MIL is coming for a cup of tea Monday so hopefully he doesn't display it on the windowsil

[InfinitySeven]

It's funny, but I wouldn't actually give it to DP. I'd point it out to him and laugh at it with him, but giving it to him would cause him to think about his parents having sex, and that doesn't feel like much of a present!

Also, I don't need those visuals.

[Justmuddlingalong]

'I'm glad MIL didn't give FIL a blowjob on the day you were conceived' over steps the mark slightly.

[KingJoffreyObviouslyWatchesHol]

Nah.

Blow jobs are lovely but most men don't want a mental image if their mum doing it.

[PrimalLass]

Horrible, sorry.

[CatsCantTwerk]

My dp would find it hilarious but then again so would his mum!

[IWannaHoldYourHand]

Err, I wouldn't. But each to their own.

I got dp a birthday card that says 'I love you like Kanye loves Kanye' He loved it.

[OodlesofBoodles]

Love it.

[ScrambledSmegs]

The mental image of my mil... Oh god, NO

Can you not get another more normal one for public display? Or make one. I made one for DH this year. It's not soppy. Honest.

[Nancy66]

depends. does your other half particularly want the image of his mum sucking cock in his head on Valentine's day?

[RandomFriend]

Sorry, I don't get it.

Oh wait, I get it now. Horrible.

Sorry, OP, I am sure that you can find a nicer card than that.

[PercyGherkin]

Yuk. But if he'll like it that's all that matters.

I just hope you don't have it on display when MIL comes round...

[APotNoodleandaTommy]

I love it!

[LordJabuJabu]

I would give dh this card with a 'now you're thinking of your mum & dad shagging, dirty perv' message inside.

[WillBeatFebruaryBlues]

Hahaha thinking of MIL sucking cock. Ah the lulz!

does your other half particularly want the image of his mum sucking cock in his head on Valentine's day? or indeed image of dads cock being sucked.....

[Letmeeatcakecakecake]

Very mixed views then!

Haha I love Lord's suggestion for the note inside! He may be so traumatised by the mental images it brings that he may not actually want any sex tomorrow (result!) not that he's getting anyway seeing as I'm all heavily pregnant and could give Chewbacca a run for his money!

[monkeyfacegrace]

I love it

But that's our sort of family humour all over!