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namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:02:09

Looked out my window this afternoon while cleaning (and still feeling smug about it grin) and saw next door's cat shitting on my garden [mad]

I went out to chase it away to find that it clearly isn't the first time it's done this!! Now my garden needs a mow as it hasn't been done since november (bloody rain) so I haven't seen the sea of shit that now hides in my grass. Pissed off doesn't even come close, I live in the country FFS and surrounded by fields so it's not like it's lacking in places to have a crap [mad]

How can I stop it shitting in my garden? My toddler has just started playing in the garden again now the weather is a bit better, I really don't want him to go blind!!! (ok so a bit melodramatic but still!)

Hurr1cane Thu 12-Feb-15 19:04:41

Squirt it with a watergun? I wouldn't mind you doing that to my cats, but they come in to shit because they're overly pampered beasts

MumRaah Thu 12-Feb-15 19:06:48

I fucking hate cats...but be warned OP,this wont end well...grin

namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:08:12

I'm not overly keen on cats but I actually really liked this one before it started spilling it's guts over my garden!

Lilwelshyrs Thu 12-Feb-15 19:08:47

I put orange peel in the grass as they hate citrus. We have some nasty poopers in our area - even having dogs doesn't seem to put some off!!

monkeyfacegrace Thu 12-Feb-15 19:09:45

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MumRaah Thu 12-Feb-15 19:11:00

monkeyface shockgrin

Royalsighness Thu 12-Feb-15 19:13:32

Get one of those really convincing fake cats with marbles for eyes from betterware to scare it the fuck away.

namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:13:46

monkeyface grin

Unfortunately I couldn't get away with this, it's 'mother' is a vet and we only have each other for neighbours.

TheSpottedZebra Thu 12-Feb-15 19:15:48

So many grinning faces, about killing cats.
I hope you are just being 'funny'. But you're probably not.

SoupDragon Thu 12-Feb-15 19:20:21

Your garden is probably full of fox shit so the cat is the least of your problems.

monkeyfacegrace Thu 12-Feb-15 19:22:15

Cats fit into a special place, along with wasps and slugs. None of them should ever have been put on that ark.

namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:22:35

Epic sense of humour failure!!

MrsTerryPratchett Thu 12-Feb-15 19:22:45

OP there will be a spate of people telling you the shit is foxes or whatever (regardless of the fact that I have cat shit in my garden and no foxes). Spray with water, you can get motion-activated ones, smelly stuff in the garden beds and fake cat.

I know cats roam but I don't understand why your want to have a cat trumps my want to have a cat shit free garden and some songbirds. Can anyone explain?

MrsTerryPratchett Thu 12-Feb-15 19:23:19

x-posted with the inevitable fox-shit comment.

LisaMed Thu 12-Feb-15 19:24:34

ime squirt guns are the only way. I never found another deterrent that worked. Squirt guns only have a minor impact, but it is an effect greater than zero and I'll take that.

I am currently between cats, I have previously been owned by three cats (all evil) and next door's cats have made it their life mission to dig through our flowerbeds.

Father, the softest gardener on earth, used to threaten them with all sorts and they all knew he was bluffing and kept up with the shit and scatter routine.

btw I recommend The Unadulterated Cat by T Pratchett. He has a real understanding of the problem. He suggested getting your own cat to defend its territory - your garden - and then use a nice litter tray. However Sir Terry writes humour...

namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:25:17

Weirdly enough soupdragon it's not. Don't ask my why but there seems to be a distinct lack of foxes around here, often wondered why <quietly ponders the question>

LiegeAndLief Thu 12-Feb-15 19:25:53

Ooh that was a brave brave post.

But our garden backs onto three with fucking cats and i'm with you and Monkeyface.

MissMuffetisin Thu 12-Feb-15 19:26:03

Get a big fierce tom cat. . He'll keep visiting cats out and inevitably shit in someone else's garden .

bimandbam Thu 12-Feb-15 19:26:42

Buy a whippet. Whippets hate cats.

namechangeafternamechange Thu 12-Feb-15 19:28:37

MrsT I have read and re-read the last question on your post and I'm ashamed to say I don't get it blush

Tizwailor Thu 12-Feb-15 19:28:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

monkeyfacegrace Thu 12-Feb-15 19:31:00


Da daaa wink

CalicoBlue Thu 12-Feb-15 19:31:13

My exdh used to sit at our back door with a sling shot and small wet newspaper balls. He would fire them at cats that came into our garden. Did not hurt them and they stopped coming in.

MrsTerryPratchett Thu 12-Feb-15 19:31:23

Can anyone explain why people have cats when other catless people have to clean up the shit and cats kill massive numbers of songbirds? That was it, I think. I'm supposed to be studying for an exam so thoughts are muddled! I didn't mean 'you' as in 'you the OP'. I meant 'you' as in 'you, you bastards with cats'.

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