It's my hen do in a couple of months and I never go out, never get glammed up, can't remember how to do fake tan or false eyelashes since my lo came along. Anyway, I want to glam it up and do the big hair/boobs/nails etc and the dress I really want to get is full length but very tight.
I'm skinny(ish) let's say 'passable' all over except for a very obvious belly. My lo was enormous and I put on 5 stone (which ive since lost) but my belly is still saggy and shaped like this ) over 2yrs later.
But I really want to wear something glamorous & fabulous for once! Even with Spanx on you can see my phantom bump, but my stomach muscles split and have fallen out with each other and despite my happy thoughts they're having none of it and will not get back together. Bitches.
I've got another dress. Which is nice but not as exciting.
My quandary is...If I wear the dress I love will I a) regret it when I see the photos after and my enormous wobbly belly hanging down and b) do people really want to see this? Will I be assaulting their eyes? Or should I just not give a hoot and feel proud of all my other bits that haven't succumbed to gravity?
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1wokeuplikethis · 06/02/2015 23:55
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