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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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DamFineBeaver Wed 04-Feb-15 20:00:17

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

ahbollocks Wed 04-Feb-15 20:01:58

Gordon Brown. sortof mysterious and moody.

punygod Wed 04-Feb-15 20:02:44

Wash your mouth out!

and your chuff while you're at it

The only way I would ever shag a politician is if I did a Samsa and woke up as a praying mantis, then at least I would end up killing the fucker afterwards. Though I'd probably skip the shagging.

HoneyIsBeePoo Wed 04-Feb-15 20:03:20

Maybe Barrack...or I reckon Clegg would be a trier grin

dingit Wed 04-Feb-15 20:03:29

Boris! For the simple reason he would make me laugh smile

paxtecum Wed 04-Feb-15 20:03:41

I feel queasy now.
Yuck.

ourglass Wed 04-Feb-15 20:03:54

I've had a sex dream about Gordon Brown before and he was good, does that count as real life experience?

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars Wed 04-Feb-15 20:04:05

Yes yabu, criiiiinge.

Now if Ryan Gosling were to take up politics....<drifts off to happy place>

kittentwo Wed 04-Feb-15 20:04:50

Yes dingit boris for me too for the same reason smile

AuntieStella Wed 04-Feb-15 20:06:09

I don't fancy any of them.

But I suspect Boris is the only one who knows how to have fun.

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars Wed 04-Feb-15 20:06:12

ourglass - too much slow cooked cock before bed can give you funny dreams....

headlesslambrini Wed 04-Feb-15 20:06:38

Ed Balls - at least he has the right name!

ourglass Wed 04-Feb-15 20:07:43

Hahahahahaha ten

Threeplus1 Wed 04-Feb-15 20:08:56

YABU runs-off-to-find-bleach-for-brain

Charitybelle Wed 04-Feb-15 20:09:00

Clegg is definitely the best looking, but prob a bit of a damp squib if his politics are anything to go by.
You'd prob have a better time with Theresa May than any of the current male members of the cabinet or shadow cabinet grin

DadOnIce Wed 04-Feb-15 20:09:19

The view from dadworld:

Theresa May would be utter filth, all the more so as she comes across as an an evil cold-hearted so-and-so. Same goes for Sarah Palin, only with boots.

Labour - it has to be Caroline Flint.

Lib Dems - unquestionably dirty fun to be had with Lynne Featherstone.

ourglass Wed 04-Feb-15 20:09:41

Yes I reckon Boris is a beast

OnlyLovers Wed 04-Feb-15 20:09:44

Oh, Obama, hands down.

Zoe Williams once wrote a piece about this (or at least it mentioned this; don't know if it was the subject of the whole piece!) and said Clegg would be 'overly polite, clammy hands'. I cannot shake that impression.

Toughasoldboots Wed 04-Feb-15 20:09:59

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Bluebell84 Wed 04-Feb-15 20:11:44

clegg a the way!! he is sexy!! shame about the politics

stubbornstains Wed 04-Feb-15 20:12:08

I can vividly imagine Ed Miliband handcuffed to a radiator, calling me "mistress".................no need to thank me for that image, it's my pleasure grin.

queenmools Wed 04-Feb-15 20:12:18

Ed Balls is a sexy beast!

ourglass Wed 04-Feb-15 20:12:34

Stubborn that's grim

Bluebell84 Wed 04-Feb-15 20:12:39

clegg in UK

US I would say clinton smilesmile

HoneyIsBeePoo Wed 04-Feb-15 20:12:39

OnlyLovers in the filthy dream I had about him in a pregnancy-hormone haze, his hands were not clammy. wink

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