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To ask the couple behind me in the pub to stop sucking face so loudly?!

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lotusisaddictive Wed 28-Jan-15 17:57:09

Dear god they are loud! I have my back to them it my DP says that she is sucking on his ear and his face looks like this smile.

They are kissing now louder than my 2 year old dd eats!

Caronaim Wed 28-Jan-15 17:59:37

I would say something. Why should you have to listen to that.

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway Wed 28-Jan-15 17:59:39

I am a grumpy old bugger.

I may have been known to mutter "he sounds like he tastes nice"

One day I will probably get thumped.

I just hate those public displays. They're so unnecessary.

ahbollocks Wed 28-Jan-15 18:00:03

Ahhhhh young love!
<<barf>>

betweenmarchandmay Wed 28-Jan-15 18:01:19

YANBU; it's obnoxious when people do this. I don't know if I'd have the courage though, although I came very close once when the couple in front of me were fondling one another's arses.

Angelto5 Wed 28-Jan-15 18:02:32

Start doing the organism scene from when Harry met Sally-that will stop their gallopgrin

Or

Say very loudly "I'll have what she's having grin"

MooMaid Wed 28-Jan-15 18:03:20

Can't stand this....time and a place people!

StillStayingClassySanDiego Wed 28-Jan-15 18:04:21

Ask them 'do you have to do that here'?.

gotasecretcanyoukeepit Wed 28-Jan-15 18:05:28

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway - a) I love your name.
b) 'One day I will get thumped' - hilarious.

MrsWolowitz Wed 28-Jan-15 18:06:15

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lotusisaddictive Wed 28-Jan-15 18:06:42

According to DP that are now holding each other's faces and sucking the life out of each other! Glad I chose the seat facing away now!

CatsClaus Wed 28-Jan-15 18:07:01

ask if they are so noisy with their real spouses.

lotusisaddictive Wed 28-Jan-15 18:09:09

And nowhe has his hand up her shirt!

This is the first time dp and I have been out in 2 yrs, who knew this was acceptable now?

StillStayingClassySanDiego Wed 28-Jan-15 18:12:23

Move seats, thee's no way I'd continue to sit there.

Young love and all that but I'd be pissed off.

MrsWolowitz Wed 28-Jan-15 18:13:14

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All this at 6pm shock

BuzzardBird Wed 28-Jan-15 18:15:42

Are they young though?

BuzzardBird Wed 28-Jan-15 18:17:15

Just turn around and stare at them as if they are a movie (whilst eating crisps). Guarenteed that will make them stop. grin

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway Wed 28-Jan-15 18:17:21

grin go. It's a genuine fear wink

OP, start talking loudly about sucking the snot from babies noses and slurping and how great it is that you get those pipettes because they used to do it manually...

If they can keep going with that image in their minds then frankly you should dim the lights and leave because they've earned it.

lotusisaddictive Wed 28-Jan-15 18:30:56

Well I didn't want to bring age into it but it's definitely not young love, old enough to know better shall we say grin

We're going home to have takeaway and watch film, our dd is at her grandmas so going to make the most of it.

ElsieArby Wed 28-Jan-15 18:54:01

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MeggleVache Wed 28-Jan-15 19:07:48

Awwwww leave them alone grin

peggyundercrackers Wed 28-Jan-15 19:29:38

Admit it, your jealous wink

NoArmaniNoPunani Wed 28-Jan-15 19:44:33

I bet they are having an affair. There's no need to behave like that if they have a room to go to

velourvoyageur Wed 28-Jan-15 21:25:20

Aw. I think that sort of thing is really sweet smile

There was a very demonstrative couple behind us in a booth recently, everyone started bitching about them, I found it very funny. I don't understand why it's annoying? But can accept I'm probably the one missing something!

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