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to think that "Dad of twins" is the worst car sticker ever?!

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HappenstanceMarmite Tue 06-Jan-15 15:04:55

I mean...just why?

I plan to go into business supplying a car sticker saying "so what?" People can then slap these over offending stickers such as the aforementioned and other dullard, self-centred proclamations re the occupant's issue of their loins.

Who's in?! grin

squoosh Tue 06-Jan-15 15:08:01

It's so prosaic.

What's next 'Consumer of toast', 'Watcher of Eastenders', 'Blower of nose', 'Sender of emails'.

Micah Tue 06-Jan-15 15:11:59

It's so the emergency services know to look for an adult male and two small children should there be an accident and one is flung far from the vehicle.

They would also know they had the right adult male by the obviously huge and productive penis.

:nods wisely:

FayKorgasm Tue 06-Jan-15 15:13:58

I concur Micah

<nods sagely>

Shadow1986 Tue 06-Jan-15 15:16:20

I agree it's a bit cringe and not something I would have, but could have been a gift from someone, or just someone who's very proud of their new twins!!

It might also make other people aware to park more considerately allowing the car to open doors both sides so they can get the car seats out, so there might actually be a good point to having one!

LurkingHusband Tue 06-Jan-15 15:16:43

Many years ago, working in a garage, I knocked up some stickers saying

"My other sticker is funny"

for cars with particularly shit stickers.

No one noticed grin

Hatespiders Tue 06-Jan-15 15:18:20

I'm getting one: 'Eater Of Crumpets' so the emergency services know to send for a large crane to get me out of the wreckage if I should be trapped in the car.

nunkspugget Tue 06-Jan-15 15:18:37

My car is my little kingdom. I have stickers, dangling things, solar powered waving flowers and yes, I have a mum type sticker in the back. Its no worse than my mum cup at home, or my mum charm on my bracelet.

crumblebumblebee Tue 06-Jan-15 15:19:38

I have a 'princess on board' one to ensure the emergency services look for my DD's sparkly crown.

Smartleatherbag Tue 06-Jan-15 15:24:18

I have 'little rascals on board' so that the emergency services know to handcuff them immediately.

Ohfourfoxache Tue 06-Jan-15 15:24:28

<Snurk> at Spiders grin

Hatespiders Tue 06-Jan-15 15:26:08

Lots of people I see at traffic lights should have 'Nosepicker On Board'.

Haroldplaystheharmonica Tue 06-Jan-15 15:38:43

God, I agree. Cannot bear these hideous things! Do I drive any more carefully because I'm behind a car with one of these bloody things stuck to the window - NO, I try to drive carefully whoever I'm near. As for informing the emergency services there is a child on board, do people then remove the stickers every time they drive without their kids in the car? Thought not. Can you tell I hate them? and might have climbed onto my soap box for 5 minutes there

LurkingHusband Tue 06-Jan-15 15:42:16

Anyone remember the Ben Elton routine about these ...

"Don't flaunt your fertility at me !"

Vintagewellies Tue 06-Jan-15 15:45:04

I hate the new ones which name the child - 'Slow down. Jayden on board'. As if Jayden is more important than any other child in the country.

BarbarianMum Tue 06-Jan-15 15:45:49

I hate them too. I also have difficulty envisaging the type of accident that catapults a child from the wreckage, renders all the adults in the car unconscious yet leaves the back window and little sticker miraculously intact hmm

superbagpuss Tue 06-Jan-15 15:45:56

I wanted a car sticker saying two monkeys on board

DH over ruled me

He also overruled the personalised plate available to buy - not my name, just something I liked

And he won't let me have lights oustide the house at Christmas

I guess he has much better taste then me :-)

GlitzAndGigglesx Tue 06-Jan-15 15:49:42

It's almost as bad as an extended relatives 'Made in England' tattoo. As if the big gold rings and England shirts aren't clues enough for you. God I cringe every time I see it

GlitzAndGigglesx Tue 06-Jan-15 15:50:58

There's a lady I see in my area with 'Glam Gran on board' she is very -tacky- glam in her hot pink car

GlitzAndGigglesx Tue 06-Jan-15 15:51:32

tacky fail

formerbabe Tue 06-Jan-15 15:56:37

I saw one once that said...

"Perfect family on board"

Vomit.

squoosh Tue 06-Jan-15 15:57:40

I quite like the 'Glam Gran' one. I'm picturing an elderly Penelope Pitstop.

Feminine Tue 06-Jan-15 16:00:39

it doesn't get any sillier really...
That has made me laugh.... Bet his partner stuck it on.

wishmiplass Tue 06-Jan-15 16:29:14

Hmm. As long as the car doesn't have eyelashes on the headlights or claim to be powered by fairy dust, it's alright with me.

Decemberqueen Tue 06-Jan-15 16:47:27

I saw one that said 'Babe on board' on a car that belonged to a young woman

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