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To think digestive biscuits contain ground up crack cocaine?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/01/2015 14:18

It's the only explanation for why I keep shovelling them down my neck. I am powerless in the face of an open packet.

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sanquhar · 04/01/2015 14:24

im pretty sure they put crack on frazzles too, i can easily eat the whole 8 pack in one day.

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AnyFucker · 04/01/2015 14:25

hob nobs

square crisps, cheese and onion flavour

mince pies

they all contain crack cocaine too

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strawberrysalsa · 04/01/2015 15:36

the old recipe digestives certainly had drugs in...its the only explanation for my unreasoning dismay when they changed the recipe!

I have moved my junk food addiction onto spicy crisps instead, not as satisfying especially with the endless mugs of tea I drink!

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OnIlkelyMoorBahtat · 05/01/2015 12:03

Yes they do. As does Tiger Bread.

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Seeline · 05/01/2015 12:21

Having just downed a whole tub of twiglets, I think there be some cross-contamination going on.....

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weeblueberry · 05/01/2015 12:22

Yes. And putting Stilton on them only enhances their power...

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makeminea6x · 05/01/2015 12:22

That explains why I keep eating the twiglets even though I don't actually like them. It's bourbons that I think are addictive.

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