Bloody husband and the bloody window

[Esmeismyhero]

So my bedroom window is very large and looks out to a two way street that is used a lot. My husband has no body issues at all and is forever undressing totally naked in front of the window.

It's driving me crazy as everyone can see in and his response is "its my house, I can be naked where I like. People shouldn't be looking in".

Dh is nearly 7 foot and is well endowed so it's not like people are not going to see, even from a distance. I've got curtains, a blackout blind and patterned voiles up at the window but he never uses them.

I just feel sorry for the motorists and people walking who can see in and possibly losing their breakfast because of his display of hairy man beast.

Aibu to tell him to SHUT THE BLOODY CURTAINS? muttering under breath

[Esmeismyhero]

Well for the record I don't think I abu

[Snappynewyear]

The dreaded net curtains (quite dense ones) are kept permanently closed over the window. Would these do.

[LaurieFairyCake]

If you could provide the address I will happily organise a coach trip

Depending on attractiveness of manhood we can offer two options for shouting through window:

1. Put it away love
   

And

1. Phwoarggghhhhhhh

[fluffyraggies]

''patterned voiles up at the window but he never uses them''

Are they not permanently across the window then? The voile. Or is he flinging them open as well as the curtains?

[Stillyummy]

How about some nets? I know they arn't to everyone's taste but it may save your neibours lol.

Though... I did once get smashed on codine (it was prescribed but I appear to be a lightwate) and open the door to the postman topless. I took the package (not an innuendo) and signed for it before I shut the door and saw myself in the mirror. Wanted to die.

[Stillyummy]

So I am not in the position to judge/advise!!

[MrsTawdry]

He sounds as though he's enjoying it. could he be a flasher? Why don't you fit some of those awful voile things?

[Stillyummy]

Just realised what a voile is

[fluffyraggies]

mrs she has got voiles :)

[HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway]

Get a friend to phone up claiming to be the police following up a call about someone flashing out of the window.

but seriously yes, get nets.

When you say in front of, do you mean in the room with the curtains open or do you mean face forward, todger touching the glass ?

[GooodMythicalMorning]

Voiles are still pretty see through with the light on though.

[Esmeismyhero]

This is my window, voiles are always closed but at night people can still see in.

I don't think he's a flasher but he most defo not body conscious lmao.

laurie defo a put it away love

[pluCaChange]

You need frosted window film (www.purlfrost.com/)!

Or would he rip it off with his teeth further terrifying passersby and mortifying you?

[Esmeismyhero]

If he was pressing his Winkie up against the glass I wouldn't be very impressed I hate smudges on windows

No he just undresses, walks around the room naked with the light on and doesn't give a shit.

I know I would hate to accidentally glance up and see some random blokes giant sausage flapping around :/

[pluCaChange]

Oooh, x-posted with the brilliant:

"todger against the glass" and

"could he be a flasher?"

[HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway]

download this and play it at full volume every time he gets changed in there

[ArsenicFaceCream]

Coach trip would work

[Esmeismyhero]

I'm giggling at the music

[fuctifino]

Is that a stealth boast, 'giant sausage'

[ThePrincessButtercup]

Hate the stealth boast about the "giant sausage".

[ScrumpyBetty]

Can I come on the coach trip too lauriefairiecakes

[Esmeismyhero]

Is genuinely wasn't a boast lol, can see why some would be

[Bakeoffcakes]

Could you get a friend with a strong stomach, to be waiting outside tomorrow night. When she sees him in his full glory, she could start laughing and pointing very loudly.

[capsium]

I remember my mother telling me one of her neighbours got a warning for this by the police. Not worth risking IMO.

[VanitasVanitatum]

Surely if the voiles are closed no one can actually see anything? Shapes maybe but.. Anyway they shouldn't be looking in your upstairs window, it's not like he's doing it in the living room.