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My mum just pointed one leg straight at the ceiling

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GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 22:19:13

and farted at me. shock

Then collapsed in giggles.

WIBU to brew a good one and point it right back at her?

OneHandFlapping Thu 01-Jan-15 22:21:28

Classy family

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 22:24:30

I no, rite?

MonkeyMonkeyUnderpants Thu 01-Jan-15 22:24:49

Yanbu! brew a silent but deadly one and aim true!

Passmethecrisps Thu 01-Jan-15 22:25:46

I thought this was going to be about her fantastic athleticism. Impressive non the less

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 22:28:20

She claims it was unintentional - she was innocently stretching and it slipped out. hmm

We've not even been drinking.

This is actually a respectable middle-class well-spoken sixty-year-old retired professional's wife we're talking about here.

<eats leftover sprouts in preparation>

Bair Thu 01-Jan-15 22:40:51

Get the sprouts out.

I am farting so much this week (not sure if IBS playing up or high sprout diet). I was surprised to find DH still alive this morning (he sleeps right under the covers) confused

ddubsgirl77 Thu 01-Jan-15 22:41:16

As my kids would say 'cupcake' her ;)

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 22:44:36

I had to Urban Dictionary that grin

She is actually impressively athletic, which is very little consolation when you're on the receiving end of it.

loveblackcats Thu 01-Jan-15 22:47:51


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ddubsgirl77 Thu 01-Jan-15 22:50:58

Im in bed and the dog is curled up behind my legs and i let one go he huffed and turned over grin

my2centsis Thu 01-Jan-15 22:51:31

Oh for goodness sake, I'm such an easy going sort of person but fart humour? Really? Fgs grow up. It's one thing to do it, but then to go post it on the Internet and try and get comments from others about it? hmm

LucyBabs Thu 01-Jan-15 22:55:32

Happy Christmas my2 wine

my2centsis Thu 01-Jan-15 22:57:27

grin wineMerry Xmas and happy new year lucyBabs

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 22:57:54

Oh, its not humour. This is deadly serious.

And if my mother is young enough to do it, I'm young enough to laugh at it.

Bair Thu 01-Jan-15 22:58:27


<propels self out of thread with air biscuits>

BigRedBall Thu 01-Jan-15 23:01:57

Happy Poo Year! wine

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 23:03:51

<attempts to persuade mother to fart on BigRed's drive> wink

BigRedBall Thu 01-Jan-15 23:08:40

Oi! Don't hold that fart in much longer GrandTheft!

BigRedBall Thu 01-Jan-15 23:09:22


BathshebaDarkstone Thu 01-Jan-15 23:10:55

YWBU! Do it! fgrin

BathshebaDarkstone Thu 01-Jan-15 23:11:55

Sorry, I obviously meant to type YWNBU! fgrin

tethersend Thu 01-Jan-15 23:21:28

Pull my finger.

GrandTheftQuarto Thu 01-Jan-15 23:27:17

<pulls tethers' finger>

Mum is sitting there like butter wouldn't melt now.

Just waiting until she's forgotten all about the incident now. Then I will strike!

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