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To ask if Anyone else fears

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Steben · 31/12/2014 19:58

Having their eye gouged out by a rogue cork?

Pretty sure it's a urban myth (like spiders laying eggs at bottom of bananas) but I cover my eyes just in case

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EatShitDerek · 31/12/2014 20:00

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DandyHighwayman · 31/12/2014 20:02

Derek that's why god invented sieves innit.

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dun1urkin · 31/12/2014 20:19

No, never Grin
Tea towels or similar are your friend

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edwinbear · 31/12/2014 20:25

I once opened a bottle of prosecco on a long train ride to Cornwall. The cork flew off the bottle and bounced about the carriage like it was possessed, off the windows, other peoples tables etc. I was mighty worried about it gouging other peoples eyes out.

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sunnyfrostyday · 31/12/2014 20:28

A friend of mine pulled a crok straight into her voicebox. Her voice went up an octave for a week afterwards.

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