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DH ate my last piece of chocolate orange

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tumbletumble Wed 31-Dec-14 08:39:34

... without asking! shock

WIBU to kill him?

ChaircatMiaow Wed 31-Dec-14 08:40:56

Grounds for divorce, frankly.

Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses Wed 31-Dec-14 08:41:25


honeysucklejasmine Wed 31-Dec-14 08:44:05

LTB, right now. angry

ithoughtofitfirst Wed 31-Dec-14 08:44:34


TheTravellingLemon Wed 31-Dec-14 08:45:16


Tell him he needs to replace with interest or you will be left with no choice but to kill him with a tub of quality street and some left over yule log. I don't make up the rules.

Tealady1983 Wed 31-Dec-14 08:45:40

Why was there any left to eat wink

MillieMoodle Wed 31-Dec-14 08:48:38

shock YANBU. How very dare he? He needs to replace it. Immediately. If he wants chocolate orange, he can buy his own. Outrageous behaviour.

GooodMythicalMorning Wed 31-Dec-14 08:50:37

Argh. Thats almost as bad as the time dh gave away my carrot cake. (Whole one mil made for me, to 'helpful' work colleagues)

Humansatnav Wed 31-Dec-14 08:51:07

Do it
No court would convict.

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 31-Dec-14 08:52:24

DH ate my milk chocolate because he 'thought it was his' dark chocolate. That is plainly utter bullshit, isn't it?

tumbletumble couldn't we do that film thingie where I knock yours off and you knock mine off and there is no evidence?

HappyGoLuckyGirl Wed 31-Dec-14 08:54:48

Mythical carrot cake? homemade? <weeps> why is your DH not under the patio?

TheTravellingLemon Wed 31-Dec-14 08:55:33

happy maybe he is grin

ILovePud Wed 31-Dec-14 08:56:34

Unforgivable! Did it have the core attached too? That's the best bit.

StrawberryCheese Wed 31-Dec-14 08:56:38

I can top that. Last week DH ate my entire chocolate orange which was in a gift bag I had yet to open for Christmas!

Man hungry. Man smell chocolate. Man open wife's present to eat chocolate. Survival instincts I'm guessing.

Wobblebeans Wed 31-Dec-14 08:57:39

See, this is why me and DP always buy one each.

Doesn't stop him scoffing his in one go and then eying up mine when I still have some left though fhmm

iseenodust Wed 31-Dec-14 08:59:11

Noooooooo. YWNBU.

tumbletumble Wed 31-Dec-14 09:00:01

We did have one each! He finished his on Boxing Day!

tumbletumble Wed 31-Dec-14 09:01:40

MrsTerry you're on

MissMogwi Wed 31-Dec-14 09:03:16

Pack his bags and wish him well.

No good can come of this.

You have to hide chocolate and other goodies, otherwise DP/H's and flipping children will scoff them.

Coconutty Wed 31-Dec-14 09:05:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FantasticRik Wed 31-Dec-14 09:06:20


Tell him if you do not have a new chocolate orange in your possession by 10am he can pack his bags.

tumbletumble Wed 31-Dec-14 09:17:51

StrawberryCheese shock shock

areyoubeingserviced Wed 31-Dec-14 09:32:40

He defo needs to go.
My dh and dcs know not to even look at my chocolate orange.
I received a chocolate orange from my dsis at Christmas, you would have thought that I had won the lottery

CakeAndWineAreAFoodGroup Wed 31-Dec-14 09:33:32

I can top that. Last week DH ate my entire chocolate orange which was in a gift bag I had yet to open for Christmas!

So sorry to hear this. Where can I send flowers?

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