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AIBU?

DH ate my last piece of chocolate orange

44 replies

tumbletumble · 31/12/2014 08:39

... without asking! Shock

WIBU to kill him?

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ChaircatMiaow · 31/12/2014 08:40

Grounds for divorce, frankly.

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Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses · 31/12/2014 08:41

LTB

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honeysucklejasmine · 31/12/2014 08:44

LTB, right now. Angry

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ithoughtofitfirst · 31/12/2014 08:44
Shock
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TheTravellingLemon · 31/12/2014 08:45

YANBU.

Tell him he needs to replace with interest or you will be left with no choice but to kill him with a tub of quality street and some left over yule log. I don't make up the rules.

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Tealady1983 · 31/12/2014 08:45

Why was there any left to eat Wink

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MillieMoodle · 31/12/2014 08:48

Shock YANBU. How very dare he? He needs to replace it. Immediately. If he wants chocolate orange, he can buy his own. Outrageous behaviour.

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GooodMythicalMorning · 31/12/2014 08:50

Argh. Thats almost as bad as the time dh gave away my carrot cake. (Whole one mil made for me, to 'helpful' work colleagues)

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Humansatnav · 31/12/2014 08:51

Do it
No court would convict.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 31/12/2014 08:52

DH ate my milk chocolate because he 'thought it was his' dark chocolate. That is plainly utter bullshit, isn't it?

tumbletumble couldn't we do that film thingie where I knock yours off and you knock mine off and there is no evidence?

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HappyGoLuckyGirl · 31/12/2014 08:54

Mythical carrot cake? homemade? why is your DH not under the patio?

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TheTravellingLemon · 31/12/2014 08:55

happy maybe he is Grin

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ILovePud · 31/12/2014 08:56

Unforgivable! Did it have the core attached too? That's the best bit.

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StrawberryCheese · 31/12/2014 08:56

I can top that. Last week DH ate my entire chocolate orange which was in a gift bag I had yet to open for Christmas!

Man hungry. Man smell chocolate. Man open wife's present to eat chocolate. Survival instincts I'm guessing.

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Wobblebeans · 31/12/2014 08:57

See, this is why me and DP always buy one each.

Doesn't stop him scoffing his in one go and then eying up mine when I still have some left though Xmas Hmm

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iseenodust · 31/12/2014 08:59

Noooooooo. YWNBU.

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tumbletumble · 31/12/2014 09:00

We did have one each! He finished his on Boxing Day!

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tumbletumble · 31/12/2014 09:01

MrsTerry you're on

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MissMogwi · 31/12/2014 09:03

Pack his bags and wish him well.

No good can come of this.

You have to hide chocolate and other goodies, otherwise DP/H's and flipping children will scoff them.

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Coconutty · 31/12/2014 09:05

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FantasticRik · 31/12/2014 09:06

YANBU

Tell him if you do not have a new chocolate orange in your possession by 10am he can pack his bags.

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tumbletumble · 31/12/2014 09:17

StrawberryCheese Shock Shock

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areyoubeingserviced · 31/12/2014 09:32

He defo needs to go.
My dh and dcs know not to even look at my chocolate orange.
I received a chocolate orange from my dsis at Christmas, you would have thought that I had won the lottery

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CakeAndWineAreAFoodGroup · 31/12/2014 09:33

I can top that. Last week DH ate my entire chocolate orange which was in a gift bag I had yet to open for Christmas!

So sorry to hear this. Where can I send flowers?

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areyoubeingserviced · 31/12/2014 09:34

Coco- I agree that this IS one of the worst things that I have heard.

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