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WIBU to kill my daugter?

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NobodyLivesHere Wed 31-Dec-14 01:50:57

Cough. Cough cough. Cough sneeze cough cough.

Shut up already!!!!! I love her really

Nottalotta Wed 31-Dec-14 01:57:22

Yanbu. Although I am doing the same. Hence being downstairs on mumsnet instead of sleeping in bed. I'm annoying myself.

WutheringFrights Wed 31-Dec-14 01:57:25

Mum? Is that you? grin

Gruntfuttock Wed 31-Dec-14 01:57:50

Mine's during the same, but I just feel sorry for her. That's because I'm lovely and caring and you're an absolute rotter!

LucidCamel Wed 31-Dec-14 02:01:04

Are you available to hire?

WutheringFrights Wed 31-Dec-14 02:02:22

My whole family are at it, my poor mum has come to stay for the new year and is playing nursemaid to us all. I won the temperature challenge earlier as mine peeked at 39.8, so I went to bed grin

Gruntfuttock Wed 31-Dec-14 02:02:37

Mine's doing the same not during! I must be tireder than I thought.

NobodyLivesHere Wed 31-Dec-14 02:08:52

Grunt, I am of course, nothing but sympathy and love to her face whilst plotting her demise behind her back. grin

I could be persuaded camel....

Bulbasaur Wed 31-Dec-14 04:23:48

Careful, this thread may lead a jury to a guilty verdict if found. Erase your internet history first. grin

Purplepoodle Wed 31-Dec-14 04:27:57

Some how my children are managing to bark whilst still asleep ffs! So I'm getting no sleep. Has gotten a little better since I smothered them in Vicks inc soles of feet (mil tip) and put a humidifier in their room.

NobodyLivesHere Wed 31-Dec-14 06:03:09

I'm even more irritated now ive noticed my typo in the title. She (and therefore I) am still awake. The small one will be up soon. Pass the caffeine!

CuttedUpPear Wed 31-Dec-14 08:29:17

Another thread inciting violence against a family member?

It's actually not funny.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome Wed 31-Dec-14 08:33:26

Mine is wandering about with a tissue stuffed up each nostril.

coolaschmoola Wed 31-Dec-14 08:35:08

Mine coughed until she was sick..... in our bed <sob>

Staywithme Wed 31-Dec-14 08:41:15

It doesn't help when they're older. I've a 24yr old that walks around the house coughing that much that one of the dogs barks back at him. I can feel myself twitch every time he coughs. Then he watches stupid thing online and laughs like a hyena which makes him cough more. Surely since he's older I should be able to commit a crime of passion? sad

Icimoi Wed 31-Dec-14 08:45:09

Only if you help me kill DH first. I find myself silently screaming FGS, if you're not saying anything you don't need to clear your sodding throat every 60 seconds.

NobodyLivesHere Wed 31-Dec-14 08:49:15

cutteduppear yes, because if I was goingto kill my child for coughing I'd totally announce it on mumsnet first.

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