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To not tell him

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namechangenooney Tue 30-Dec-14 09:02:09

We are running low on loo roll. This morning DH shouted from the bathroom that we'd nearly run out. I directed him to look in the drawers for some andrex toilet wipes. I have just discovered that he has actually used some toilet cleaning wipes which were also in the drawer. Should I confess or is ignorance bliss? He's used loads and I'm worried they'll corrode his bum.

bonzo77 Tue 30-Dec-14 09:06:29

Id be more worried he's blocked the toilet.

LadyLuck10 Tue 30-Dec-14 09:07:02

Sorry op but that made me grin.
That's what you get for not looking properly.wink
I would just tell him to avoid him doing this in future.

CalleighDoodle Tue 30-Dec-14 09:09:36

Corpde his bum!!! Lol!!!

TheyThinkImCool Tue 30-Dec-14 09:10:01

I'd tell him!

namechangenooney Tue 30-Dec-14 09:30:35

Ok I have told him now, he wasn't in a nark but he did say his bum stung when he was using them! I was worried he'd block the loo but unless there is a backlog further down we seem to have dodged that pooey bullet!

CakeAndWineAreAFoodGroup Tue 30-Dec-14 09:42:06

LOL at least you know his bum is clean! grin

namechangenooney Tue 30-Dec-14 10:01:11

Yup clean and pine fresh!

Writerwannabe83 Tue 30-Dec-14 10:48:09

I once sent an ex out to buy some toilet roll and he came back with kitchen roll.

When I questioned him about it he said that he'd seem the words "wipe and it's clean" on the packaging and assumed it was toilet paper hmm grin

Men are just clueless sometimes grin

I hope his stingy bottom is ok grin

peachgirl Tue 30-Dec-14 21:17:50

Hahahaha! I've been caught short in the woods and had to use leaves blush

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