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I am Being Unreasonable and I'm sorry

48 replies

TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite · 27/12/2014 20:47

If there is a national shortage of any product that ever came out of an udder or teet; it's because it is my fridge.

It's my fault.

I am now in possession of all countries cheese quota.

I was on drugs.Big fat hairy frugs following my big fat hairy knee operation.

I did the Waitrose order, and then I did the Ocado order.
It's a whole lot of cheese.

I will begin negotiations@ 1p.

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mytartanscarf · 27/12/2014 21:08
Grin
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DejaVuAllOverAgain · 27/12/2014 21:11

Grin at frugs.

The frugs made you do it?

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TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite · 27/12/2014 21:11

Per kg

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Bulbasaur · 27/12/2014 21:12

May god have mercy on the people in the room a few hours after you eat the stuff. Xmas Grin

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furcoatbigknickers · 27/12/2014 21:13

Its the drugs wot done it. I also have alot of cheese in my fridge, not my fault I hasten to add but dh.

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BeHoHoHove · 27/12/2014 21:13

Are you gromit?

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MinnieM1 · 27/12/2014 21:14

Big fat hairy frugs Xmas Grin

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TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite · 27/12/2014 21:15

Fucking drugs. Drugs. Lots of Fucking Drugs.

Lots of Drugs.

Ladies .........
I have lots of cheese. Many Cheeses.

Many Shapes. Many Styles........ Cheese
Original Waitrose bags.......
Many lurvely lurvely cheeses.

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Altinkum1 · 27/12/2014 21:15

Lol at frugs.

Make soup with it!

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AlwaysHoldingOnToStars · 27/12/2014 21:15

Those bloody frugs!

You can keep the cheese. Horrible stinking stuff.

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sebsmummy1 · 27/12/2014 21:17

PMSL. What are you negotiating for? Crackers I presume Grin

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Sandthorn · 27/12/2014 21:17

Frug soup?

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HSMMaCM · 27/12/2014 21:17

Can you make soup with cheese while on frugs ?

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Chippednailvarnish · 27/12/2014 21:18

I hate cheese. I'll pay you to keep it. The drugs on the other hand...

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WhyYouGottaBeSoRude · 27/12/2014 21:19

What about the baby cheeses? Do you have the baby cheeses in your fridge? Shock

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StillStayingClassySanDiego · 27/12/2014 21:19

Bupcakes/twatkins is that you??

Xmas Grin

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Nothavingfunrightnow · 27/12/2014 21:19

Frug it. Frug the lot of it.

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BathshebaDarkstone · 27/12/2014 21:20

Ah if I was still pregnant I'd snap it up! Xmas Grin

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DidoTheDodo · 27/12/2014 21:20

I love cheese. Really love cheese. Please may I raid your fridge?

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Pomegranatemolasses · 27/12/2014 21:20

I can swop you the cheese for the 3lts of cream I've left in my fridge.

drugs also welcome.

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FreudiansSlipper · 27/12/2014 21:21

I bet you do not have any Dirty Vicar

its absolutely delicious as is my Ruby Mist cheese

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TrendStopper · 27/12/2014 21:22

If anyone is looking for chocolate it is under my xmas tree. I have gone WAY overboard to the point where I just keep eating it to get rid of it.

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ShipwreckedAndMerrilyComatose · 27/12/2014 21:24

I'm another cheese hater thanking you! One more cheese in your fridge is one less free in the world...

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ShipwreckedAndMerrilyComatose · 27/12/2014 21:25

Btw, for reasons too boring to go into, we have shit loads of cake here...

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Pasithea · 27/12/2014 21:27

Welly loadsa drugs got out hospital on Christmas eve stayingbout by the skin of my teeth. Loadsa drugs has meant loads a bloody cheese biscuits arecyoi near.

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