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I am Being Unreasonable and I'm sorry

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TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite Sat 27-Dec-14 20:47:41

If there is a national shortage of any product that ever came out of an udder or teet; it's because it is my fridge.

It's my fault.

I am now in possession of all countries cheese quota.

I was on drugs.Big fat hairy frugs following my big fat hairy knee operation.

I did the Waitrose order, and then I did the Ocado order.
It's a whole lot of cheese.

I will begin negotiations@ 1p.

mytartanscarf Sat 27-Dec-14 21:08:16


DejaVuAllOverAgain Sat 27-Dec-14 21:11:09

grin at frugs.

The frugs made you do it?

TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite Sat 27-Dec-14 21:11:19

Per kg

Bulbasaur Sat 27-Dec-14 21:12:35

May god have mercy on the people in the room a few hours after you eat the stuff. fgrin

furcoatbigknickers Sat 27-Dec-14 21:13:07

Its the drugs wot done it. I also have alot of cheese in my fridge, not my fault I hasten to add but dh.

BeHoHoHove Sat 27-Dec-14 21:13:57

Are you gromit?

MinnieM1 Sat 27-Dec-14 21:14:25

Big fat hairy frugs fgrin

TheRtHonGeorgianaGobshite Sat 27-Dec-14 21:15:17

Fucking drugs. Drugs. Lots of Fucking Drugs.

Lots of Drugs.

Ladies .........
I have lots of cheese. Many Cheeses.

Many Shapes. Many Styles........ Cheese
Original Waitrose bags.......
Many lurvely lurvely cheeses.

Altinkum1 Sat 27-Dec-14 21:15:33

Lol at frugs.

Make soup with it!

AlwaysHoldingOnToStars Sat 27-Dec-14 21:15:40

Those bloody frugs!

You can keep the cheese. Horrible stinking stuff.

sebsmummy1 Sat 27-Dec-14 21:17:10

PMSL. What are you negotiating for? Crackers I presume grin

Sandthorn Sat 27-Dec-14 21:17:32

Frug soup?

HSMMaCM Sat 27-Dec-14 21:17:55

Can you make soup with cheese while on frugs ?

Chippednailvarnish Sat 27-Dec-14 21:18:43

I hate cheese. I'll pay you to keep it. The drugs on the other hand...

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude Sat 27-Dec-14 21:19:41

What about the baby cheeses? Do you have the baby cheeses in your fridge? shock

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 27-Dec-14 21:19:43

Bupcakes/twatkins is that you??


Nothavingfunrightnow Sat 27-Dec-14 21:19:53

Frug it. Frug the lot of it.

BathshebaDarkstone Sat 27-Dec-14 21:20:23

Ah if I was still pregnant I'd snap it up! fgrin

DidoTheDodo Sat 27-Dec-14 21:20:55

I love cheese. Really love cheese. Please may I raid your fridge?

Pomegranatemolasses Sat 27-Dec-14 21:20:59

I can swop you the cheese for the 3lts of cream I've left in my fridge.

drugs also welcome.

FreudiansSlipper Sat 27-Dec-14 21:21:21

I bet you do not have any Dirty Vicar

its absolutely delicious as is my Ruby Mist cheese

TrendStopper Sat 27-Dec-14 21:22:58

If anyone is looking for chocolate it is under my xmas tree. I have gone WAY overboard to the point where I just keep eating it to get rid of it.

ShipwreckedAndMerrilyComatose Sat 27-Dec-14 21:24:06

I'm another cheese hater thanking you! One more cheese in your fridge is one less free in the world...

ShipwreckedAndMerrilyComatose Sat 27-Dec-14 21:25:32

Btw, for reasons too boring to go into, we have shit loads of cake here...

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