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AIBU?

...to think mumsnet should shut the laptop and GO FOR A FUCKING WALK ALREADY

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 27/12/2014 12:25

go on. it'll put some colour in your cheeks and stop you from punching MIL/DH/dog/totalstrangersofftheinternets

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 27/12/2014 12:26

...incidentally when all this were fields we used to have Fun Threads on boxing day re Christmas poos and what not

it were brilliant

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ditavonteesed · 27/12/2014 12:27

I am trying really hard to prevent my dd's from playing in the snow as we have no boiler so they cant get dry or warm afterwards :( noramlly I would totally agree with you though.

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FlipFlippingFlippers · 27/12/2014 12:27

Been and done. Almost fell on my arse because of the ice.

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spinduchess · 27/12/2014 12:27

But it's cold

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ElizabethHoover · 27/12/2014 12:28

fucking Nazi

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 27/12/2014 12:28

awww gosh Dita not you, poor things

I just meant all the folk calling strangers twats etc

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ditavonteesed · 27/12/2014 12:28

on the subject of your second post, dd drank a load of j2o glitterberry yesterday and I have asked for a report as to the sprklyness of her poo today.

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FunkyBoldRibena · 27/12/2014 12:29

I went for a walk ALREADY on Christmas morning, and dug up my parnsips.

We are off out in half an hour for two hours of sawing and lopping back some hedges.

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AnyFucker · 27/12/2014 12:29

How rude !

I have been up Scafell Pike already this morning. What more do you expect ?

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gaggiagirl · 27/12/2014 12:30

I'm going out to buy some day-glo orange frozen sweet and sour sauce soon.

Beat that.

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GotToBeInItToWinIt · 27/12/2014 12:32

Great advice, I'm getting irrationally pissed off with posters seemingly inventing dramatic situations in order to worry the OP. Laptop (well phone) is being switched off and I'm off to talk to relatively sane RL people!

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MuttersDarkly · 27/12/2014 12:32

In the snow ?

Not a chance.

am already feeling shivery cos my (beloved) iPad just died (refuses to charge, no matter what fix I try).

Without this place to distract me I'll give in to iPad Loss Despair.

I don't like the new ones with their wonky IOS 8.

I like my nice chunky iPad 2.



until DS demands his back and then it will hit like a ton of bricks. in which case I will be forced off mumsnet and will go out. And roll in the snow. Howling at the universe. There may be some fist waving at the skies.

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GraysAnalogy · 27/12/2014 12:33

I've already been for one. Plus it's pissing down now.

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LostyTheSnowman · 27/12/2014 12:34

I've been, with the happy thought in my head that if I went early, the dogs/boys would have a nice run about on the beach and then I could curl up under my Aldi heated blanket stuffing my face and MNing until bedtime with a guilt free heart. Now, who am I supposed to be hating?

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StickyProblem · 27/12/2014 12:35

I'm going to see Louis Spence in panto tonight. I need to save my stamina.

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HeyMicky · 27/12/2014 12:36

I've ready been. Now where's my snow?

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CatCushion · 27/12/2014 12:37

I went for a walk in the dark up the side of a muddy hill on Christmas day. Went for a walk in the pelting rain and hail on a seafront yesterday. I haven't killed anyone this Christmas. Therefore YANBU. I did swear a bit about the muddy puddles on the hill

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usualsuspect333 · 27/12/2014 12:38

MN has been the most miserable place on the internet this Chistmas.

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 27/12/2014 12:39

do not speak to me of iThingies

my ipod won't sync with my pc

I paid for Bert Kaempfert's Christmas and couldn't play it

fucksake

WORST CHRISTMAS EVER

twats

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usualsuspect333 · 27/12/2014 12:39

And I can spell Christmas.

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MuddhaOfSuburbia · 27/12/2014 12:40

yy Usual

used to come on here for a bit of Light Relief

now it's grim

All Trollz No Lolz

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usualsuspect333 · 27/12/2014 12:43

Yep, the laughs have been sadly lacking.

Its all dramaz and weeping and wailing.

Dullsvilles.

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RufusTheReindeer · 27/12/2014 12:47

I've been busy this morning and I'm now sat with a lager watching Only fools and horses.

Will go for a walk when my dad, his wife and their dog turn up for "Christmas"

Who is a twat?? What have I missed??

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TheFairyCaravan · 27/12/2014 12:47

I can't walk without crutches so I'll be buggered if I'm going out in the foot 3 inches of snow we've had!

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bloodyteenagers · 27/12/2014 12:51

muttersdarkly daft question have you connected it to a pc/Mac whatever other than the plug?
Mine
Occasionally doesn't do anything, I do that or a hard reset

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