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And this years culinary cliches go to....

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superstarheartbreaker · 26/12/2014 21:25

Salted Caramel and pulled pork.

Delicious but everywhere.

Anything to add?

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Gumnast2014 · 26/12/2014 21:28

Anything pan fried

Scallops

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EElisavetaofJingleBellsornia · 26/12/2014 22:09

Sous vide. If you are a Masterchef Professional. With foams and gels.

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magimedi · 26/12/2014 22:13

Heritage fucking carrots.

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ephemeralfairy · 26/12/2014 22:15

Street food of any genre and craft beer.

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Hassled · 26/12/2014 22:16

Artisan bollocks. If I see another artisan sausage roll I will punch it to death.

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thenightsky · 26/12/2014 22:16

pan fried... where else would you fry food if not in a pan? I don't get it Confused

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Cantbelievethisishappening · 26/12/2014 22:16

Sun blazed tomatoes. The even more upmarket version of sun dried tomatoes.

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ChippyMinton · 26/12/2014 22:19

Restaurant serving only cereal. At £3 a bowl Hmm
Artisan bakeries - even our local Tesco has one (or so it claims)

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NeverFreezeTurkeys · 26/12/2014 22:19

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ChippyMinton · 26/12/2014 22:20

Gourmet popcorn

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thenightsky · 26/12/2014 22:20

ahahahha at Sun Blazed. We are all laughing our heads off at that one.

DS says you cannot have salt & vinegar crisps anymore... they must be sea salt and malt or balsamic wankery.

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ReeseWithoutHerSpoon · 26/12/2014 22:21

Pomegranate

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ChippyMinton · 26/12/2014 22:21

caramel wafers softening on top of your artisan coffee
Tunnocks teacakes

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ChippyMinton · 26/12/2014 22:22

coconut water

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HowsTheSerenity · 26/12/2014 22:24

Paleo everything

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thenightsky · 26/12/2014 22:26

And... food served on slates or in buckets or anywhere but on plates.

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Hassled · 26/12/2014 22:32

And salted caramel. Delicious, but it's bloody everywhere.

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Sprink · 26/12/2014 22:38

Culinary cocktails, i.e., those made with savoury ingredients or Christmassy flavours such as mince pie syrup. Please let it be a fad.

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DoJo · 26/12/2014 22:40

pan fried... where else would you fry food if not in a pan? I don't get it

In a deep fat fryer I think.

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TheWitTank · 26/12/2014 22:41

Christmas themed coffees. Toffee Lattes etc. Everywhere.

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avocadotoast · 26/12/2014 22:42

Pulled pork. Fuck offfff. Most the time it's not even nice.

Oh and brioche buns. I like them, I really do, but they are the biggest cliche. Just give me a burger and shut up.

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ChippyMinton · 26/12/2014 22:43

Drinks served in JAM JARS FFS.
And tied around with butchers twine.

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ephemeralfairy · 26/12/2014 22:45

Oh god coconut water....eurgh. Only good when mixed with a hefty measure of vodka.

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Hazchem · 26/12/2014 22:49

and not just jam jars ChippyMinton Jam jars with fucking handles, it never was a jam jar, it's a mug made to look like a jam jar, it's shit to drink out of it, crap to hold and it just wanky bollocks. Just use a mug or a glass.

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CadleCrap · 26/12/2014 22:49

Tunnocks tea Cakes? They have been around for years, delicious but hardly pretentious.

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