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And this years culinary cliches go to....

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superstarheartbreaker Fri 26-Dec-14 21:25:56

Salted Caramel and pulled pork.

Delicious but everywhere.

Anything to add?

Gumnast2014 Fri 26-Dec-14 21:28:32

Anything pan fried


EElisavetaofJingleBellsornia Fri 26-Dec-14 22:09:55

Sous vide. If you are a Masterchef Professional. With foams and gels.

magimedi Fri 26-Dec-14 22:13:25

Heritage fucking carrots.

ephemeralfairy Fri 26-Dec-14 22:15:26

Street food of any genre and craft beer.

Hassled Fri 26-Dec-14 22:16:36

Artisan bollocks. If I see another artisan sausage roll I will punch it to death.

thenightsky Fri 26-Dec-14 22:16:50

pan fried... where else would you fry food if not in a pan? I don't get it confused

Cantbelievethisishappening Fri 26-Dec-14 22:16:56

Sun blazed tomatoes. The even more upmarket version of sun dried tomatoes.

ChippyMinton Fri 26-Dec-14 22:19:08

Restaurant serving only cereal. At £3 a bowl hmm
Artisan bakeries - even our local Tesco has one (or so it claims)

NeverFreezeTurkeys Fri 26-Dec-14 22:19:32

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ChippyMinton Fri 26-Dec-14 22:20:32

Gourmet popcorn

thenightsky Fri 26-Dec-14 22:20:59

ahahahha at Sun Blazed. We are all laughing our heads off at that one.

DS says you cannot have salt & vinegar crisps anymore... they must be sea salt and malt or balsamic wankery.

ReeseWithoutHerSpoon Fri 26-Dec-14 22:21:32


ChippyMinton Fri 26-Dec-14 22:21:36

caramel wafers softening on top of your artisan coffee
Tunnocks teacakes

ChippyMinton Fri 26-Dec-14 22:22:45

coconut water <bleah>

HowsTheSerenity Fri 26-Dec-14 22:24:04

Paleo everything

thenightsky Fri 26-Dec-14 22:26:17

And... food served on slates or in buckets or anywhere but on plates.

Hassled Fri 26-Dec-14 22:32:34

And salted caramel. Delicious, but it's bloody everywhere.

Sprink Fri 26-Dec-14 22:38:54

Culinary cocktails, i.e., those made with savoury ingredients or Christmassy flavours such as mince pie syrup. Please let it be a fad.

DoJo Fri 26-Dec-14 22:40:26

pan fried... where else would you fry food if not in a pan? I don't get it

In a deep fat fryer I think.

TheWitTank Fri 26-Dec-14 22:41:31

Christmas themed coffees. Toffee Lattes etc. Everywhere.

avocadotoast Fri 26-Dec-14 22:42:28

Pulled pork. Fuck offfff. Most the time it's not even nice.

Oh and brioche buns. I like them, I really do, but they are the biggest cliche. Just give me a burger and shut up.

ChippyMinton Fri 26-Dec-14 22:43:52

Drinks served in JAM JARS FFS.
And tied around with butchers twine.

ephemeralfairy Fri 26-Dec-14 22:45:18

Oh god coconut water....eurgh. Only good when mixed with a hefty measure of vodka.

Hazchem Fri 26-Dec-14 22:49:23

and not just jam jars ChippyMinton Jam jars with fucking handles, it never was a jam jar, it's a mug made to look like a jam jar, it's shit to drink out of it, crap to hold and it just wanky bollocks. Just use a mug or a glass.

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