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If he gets you a good present for Christmas then I'd forgive him.

have some

Hug an elf?

He is going to have to hold back on the frequent snacks - all those pies, it will end in tears!

Check his pockets. You might find a list of name(--s--) written down. Or check his sat nav for any saved addresses.

LTB!

Well that's open to interpretation isnt it?

Does he ever mention 'toys'?

Does he have a thing for stockings?

Next time he's home sit on his lap and tell him you've been a very bad girl, that'll put the bang back into your cracker.

Hide his list - what do you expect from a man who knows exactly where all the bad girls live?

I'm going to have to go bed I think. I read the OP and was getting a bit at all the unsympathetic replies you were getting

God I'm so slow at this things

I think part of your problem is that you can't speak to any other wives in RL with a husband in the same job because there just...isn't.....one

Errm, just FYI. St Nicholas was the patron saint of, among other things, prostitutes.

Errm, just FYI. St Nicholas was the patron saint of, among other things, prostitutes

A nice little factoid for the DC tomorrow night...

Oh goodness, really?.... But really? I'm going to have to google that!!

He was but not in a bad way

According to the story, a formerly wealthy man who had fallen on bad times had three daughters, but could not afford dowries for them. Because of this they would not be able to marry, and in the absence of other marketable skills would be forced into prostitution to support themselves. But on the night before the eldest daughter came of age, Saint Nicholas threw a purse full of gold coins through the window so she would have a dowry. He repeated the gift a year later on the night before the second daughter came of age, and the third year the father decided to lie in wait so as to thank his daughters’ unknown benefactor. But Saint Nicholas wished to remain anonymous, so he climbed upon the roof and dropped the bag down the chimney instead. Now, it seems to me that since Nicholas actually prevented the girls from becoming hookers it would be more appropriate to consider him the patron saint of those who help unwilling prostitutes to leave the trade, but I suppose Christian whores were glad to be given a patron as loveable and highly-regarded as Saint Nick so I won’t split hairs.

A nice little factoid for the DC tomorrow night

Dont worry for much longer op, as the easter bunny is on its way! (See today).

Ha, I was reading this and got halfway down the page of replies before I twigged. I was agog at how dismissive you were all being of the OP's loneliness and concerns about DH's possible infidelity. Dearie me!