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to think he's neglected me this month?

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kim147 Tue 23-Dec-14 23:10:14

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HaveYouHeardOfGoogle Tue 23-Dec-14 23:12:04

If he gets you a good present for Christmas then I'd forgive him. smile

IAmAShitHotLawyer Tue 23-Dec-14 23:12:18

have some wine

YouTheCat Tue 23-Dec-14 23:12:48

Hug an elf? grin

EatShitDerek Tue 23-Dec-14 23:13:17

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watchingthedetectives Tue 23-Dec-14 23:15:03

He is going to have to hold back on the frequent snacks - all those pies, it will end in tears!

kim147 Tue 23-Dec-14 23:15:15

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WhyYouGottaBeSoRude Tue 23-Dec-14 23:17:06

Check his pockets. You might find a list of name(--s--) written down. Or check his sat nav for any saved addresses.

HellKitty Tue 23-Dec-14 23:18:42


kim147 Tue 23-Dec-14 23:19:52

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WhyYouGottaBeSoRude Tue 23-Dec-14 23:35:14

Well that's open to interpretation isnt it? wink

Does he ever mention 'toys'? grin

Lurleene Tue 23-Dec-14 23:37:54

Does he have a thing for stockings?

Discopanda Wed 24-Dec-14 01:43:15

Next time he's home sit on his lap and tell him you've been a very bad girl, that'll put the bang back into your cracker.

mumonashoestring Wed 24-Dec-14 02:02:11

Hide his list - what do you expect from a man who knows exactly where all the bad girls live? grin

MagicMojito Wed 24-Dec-14 03:04:57

I'm going to have to go bed I think. I read the OP and was getting a bit hmm at all the unsympathetic replies you were getting blush

TakemedowntoPotatoCity Wed 24-Dec-14 03:14:38

God I'm so slow at this things fconfused

ShizeItsWeegie Wed 24-Dec-14 03:57:01

I think part of your problem is that you can't speak to any other wives in RL with a husband in the same job because there just...isn' grin

ThomasMaraJrsSubpoena Wed 24-Dec-14 03:59:05

Errm, just FYI. St Nicholas was the patron saint of, among other things, prostitutes.

EmilyGilmore Wed 24-Dec-14 04:02:33

Errm, just FYI. St Nicholas was the patron saint of, among other things, prostitutes

A nice little factoid for the DC tomorrow night...

Hurr1cane Wed 24-Dec-14 06:13:16

Oh goodness, really?.... But really? I'm going to have to google that!!

Hurr1cane Wed 24-Dec-14 06:16:54

He was but not in a bad way

According to the story, a formerly wealthy man who had fallen on bad times had three daughters, but could not afford dowries for them. Because of this they would not be able to marry, and in the absence of other marketable skills would be forced into prostitution to support themselves. But on the night before the eldest daughter came of age, Saint Nicholas threw a purse full of gold coins through the window so she would have a dowry. He repeated the gift a year later on the night before the second daughter came of age, and the third year the father decided to lie in wait so as to thank his daughters’ unknown benefactor. But Saint Nicholas wished to remain anonymous, so he climbed upon the roof and dropped the bag down the chimney instead. Now, it seems to me that since Nicholas actually prevented the girls from becoming hookers it would be more appropriate to consider him the patron saint of those who help unwilling prostitutes to leave the trade, but I suppose Christian whores were glad to be given a patron as loveable and highly-regarded as Saint Nick so I won’t split hairs.

WhyYouGottaBeSoRude Wed 24-Dec-14 11:49:15

A nice little factoid for the DC tomorrow night


londonrach Wed 24-Dec-14 11:51:39

Dont worry for much longer op, as the easter bunny is on its way! (See today).

ILovePud Wed 24-Dec-14 12:59:00

Ha, I was reading this and got halfway down the page of replies before I twigged. I was agog at how dismissive you were all being of the OP's loneliness and concerns about DH's possible infidelity. Dearie me!

kim147 Wed 24-Dec-14 13:09:16

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