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kittentwo · 23/12/2014 20:50

Looking through some photos on fb an dh says god you look beautiful in this picture it doesn't even look like you.....speechless aibu to think bloody cheeky bugger.

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raffle · 23/12/2014 20:54

When dating DH way back when, we were in a dark candlelit restaurant. He held my hand and said "you look beautiful in the dark " Confused

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KERALA1 · 23/12/2014 20:56

A boyfriend once said "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met ... In bristol" last two words rather ruined it we didn't stay the course

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sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 23/12/2014 20:59

Sorry raffle that made me laugh!!!

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hmc · 23/12/2014 21:00

Silver tongued smoothie!

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TheBatteriesHaveRunOut · 23/12/2014 21:06

Find a picture of a gorilla and say omg it's YOU!

Find one of two gorillas and say you bastard who is she. Or oh look, you and your mum.

Then LTB.

Lamp the bastard.

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ilovesooty · 23/12/2014 21:06

Me - do I look OK?
Him (staring at the computer) - fine
Me - you haven't looked
Him - you know it doesn't matter to me how you look. (Pause) And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

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raffle · 23/12/2014 21:07

Yep, he is a charmer alright. On our wedding day (after months of meticulous planning re hair, dress and make up) when we met on the alter he turned and looked lovingly into my eyes and said "you scrubbed up alright"

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farendofafart · 23/12/2014 21:08

Fucking cheeky fucker.

LTB

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Mammanat222 · 23/12/2014 21:08

OH once told me 'you have a beautiful morning face'

I wasn't sure if I was meant to be hugely complimented or worried how my face looked in the afternoon / evening / night

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SoonToBeMrsB · 23/12/2014 21:09

My DP once asked me if my new, gorgeous oversized (slightly hipster, I'll admit) cable knit cardigan was a dressing gown and was aghast that I planned to wear it outside Hmm

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ilovesooty · 23/12/2014 21:10

raffle I think our two must have been separated at birth. Grin

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kittentwo · 23/12/2014 21:13

Thanks everyone feel better now made me chuckle xxxx

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PlumFairy2014 · 23/12/2014 21:21

When I was paranoid about my post baby weight my DH reassuringly told me 'It's nicer for LO to have a squishy Mum.' Thanks....

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Bulbasaur · 23/12/2014 21:28

PlumFairy2014 DH did something similar. "I like your squishy tummy! It's soft, like a pillow. And look how big your boobs are!" Hmm

Though, I've given my share of well meaning but unflattering comments myself. Grin

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Charley50 · 23/12/2014 21:38

I got bitten on the eyes by a mosquito on holiday once and it totally changed the shape. DP kept staring at me and eventually said I looked really gorgeous with my eyes like that..

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IsabeauMichelle · 23/12/2014 21:44

I was getting ready to go out one NYE, and asked exp if I looked fat in my dress. He said - 'Isabeau, you ARE fat. Just accept it.' Hmm

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Purplehonesty · 23/12/2014 21:45

Dh came home one day and I went to give him a kiss. He leaned back and looked at me and said ah you do keep a nice house.
Thanks dh.

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VashtaNerada · 23/12/2014 21:48

DH once told me I was the least feminine woman he had ever met ShockGrin

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DoubleValiumLattePlease · 23/12/2014 21:49

It's these sort of brilliant comments that make me yearn for a like button! Grin

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ilovesooty · 23/12/2014 21:54

My boss years ago told me "I think of you as a man" Grin

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AlpacaYourThings · 23/12/2014 21:56

And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

Xmas Shock that is horrible I'm still Xmas Shock

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AdventuringAbout · 23/12/2014 21:57

A boyfriend once told me I had "hidden breadths" - so no depth then, just more unexpected shallow bits? It made me laugh, but you won't be shocked to hear we weren't together much longer...

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HellKitty · 23/12/2014 22:05

DP told me that if I was a flavour of crisps I'd be the plain one. Without the blue bag of salt. After much backtracking he meant I didn't need artificial flavours and colourings. I think he meant that anyway.

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Back2Two · 23/12/2014 22:05

I love the mosquito eyes comment. Classic.

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ilovesooty · 23/12/2014 22:10

Alpaca it wasn't as horrible as it sounds. He knew he'd dug himself into a hole and he has the knack of making things worse. What he really meant was "I love you for what you are not what you look like" but he didn't say it very well. Smile

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