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kittentwo Tue 23-Dec-14 20:50:08

Looking through some photos on fb an dh says god you look beautiful in this picture it doesn't even look like you.....speechless aibu to think bloody cheeky bugger.

raffle Tue 23-Dec-14 20:54:29

When dating DH way back when, we were in a dark candlelit restaurant. He held my hand and said "you look beautiful in the dark " confused

KERALA1 Tue 23-Dec-14 20:56:13

A boyfriend once said "you are the most beautiful woman I've ever met ... In bristol" last two words rather ruined it we didn't stay the course

sharonthewaspandthewineywall Tue 23-Dec-14 20:59:29

Sorry raffle that made me laugh!!!

hmc Tue 23-Dec-14 21:00:38

Silver tongued smoothie!

TheBatteriesHaveRunOut Tue 23-Dec-14 21:06:00

Find a picture of a gorilla and say omg it's YOU!

Find one of two gorillas and say you bastard who is she. Or oh look, you and your mum.

Then LTB.

Lamp the bastard.

ilovesooty Tue 23-Dec-14 21:06:47

Me - do I look OK?
Him (staring at the computer) - fine
Me - you haven't looked
Him - you know it doesn't matter to me how you look. (Pause) And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

raffle Tue 23-Dec-14 21:07:43

Yep, he is a charmer alright. On our wedding day (after months of meticulous planning re hair, dress and make up) when we met on the alter he turned and looked lovingly into my eyes and said "you scrubbed up alright"

farendofafart Tue 23-Dec-14 21:08:02

Fucking cheeky fucker.

LTB

Mammanat222 Tue 23-Dec-14 21:08:15

OH once told me 'you have a beautiful morning face'

I wasn't sure if I was meant to be hugely complimented or worried how my face looked in the afternoon / evening / night

SoonToBeMrsB Tue 23-Dec-14 21:09:01

My DP once asked me if my new, gorgeous oversized (slightly hipster, I'll admit) cable knit cardigan was a dressing gown and was aghast that I planned to wear it outside hmm

ilovesooty Tue 23-Dec-14 21:10:03

raffle I think our two must have been separated at birth. grin

kittentwo Tue 23-Dec-14 21:13:50

Thanks everyone feel better now made me chuckle xxxx

PlumFairy2014 Tue 23-Dec-14 21:21:12

When I was paranoid about my post baby weight my DH reassuringly told me 'It's nicer for LO to have a squishy Mum.' Thanks....

Bulbasaur Tue 23-Dec-14 21:28:24

PlumFairy2014 DH did something similar. "I like your squishy tummy! It's soft, like a pillow. And look how big your boobs are!" hmm

Though, I've given my share of well meaning but unflattering comments myself. grin

Charley50 Tue 23-Dec-14 21:38:46

I got bitten on the eyes by a mosquito on holiday once and it totally changed the shape. DP kept staring at me and eventually said I looked really gorgeous with my eyes like that..

IsabeauMichelle Tue 23-Dec-14 21:44:47

I was getting ready to go out one NYE, and asked exp if I looked fat in my dress. He said - 'Isabeau, you ARE fat. Just accept it.' hmm

Purplehonesty Tue 23-Dec-14 21:45:51

Dh came home one day and I went to give him a kiss. He leaned back and looked at me and said ah you do keep a nice house.
Thanks dh.

VashtaNerada Tue 23-Dec-14 21:48:19

DH once told me I was the least feminine woman he had ever met shockgrin

DoubleValiumLattePlease Tue 23-Dec-14 21:49:02

It's these sort of brilliant comments that make me yearn for a like button! grin

ilovesooty Tue 23-Dec-14 21:54:21

My boss years ago told me "I think of you as a man" grin

AlpacaYourThings Tue 23-Dec-14 21:56:58

And if it did, I wouldn't be going out with you.

fshock that is horrible I'm still fshock

AdventuringAbout Tue 23-Dec-14 21:57:49

A boyfriend once told me I had "hidden breadths" - so no depth then, just more unexpected shallow bits? It made me laugh, but you won't be shocked to hear we weren't together much longer...

HellKitty Tue 23-Dec-14 22:05:05

DP told me that if I was a flavour of crisps I'd be the plain one. Without the blue bag of salt. After much backtracking he meant I didn't need artificial flavours and colourings. I think he meant that anyway.

Back2Two Tue 23-Dec-14 22:05:23

I love the mosquito eyes comment. Classic.

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