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For freaking out because DH dried his junk on hand towel?!

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B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:14:19

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Mammanat222 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:16:19

I am confused as to why he was drying his willy on a teeny towel?

Where was his bath towel? Why was he only drying his willy on the hand towel? (was the rest of him not wet?)

I don't get it? Unless he'd just washed his knob after having a wee?

misskangaandroo2014 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:17:58

YANBU. These unhousetrained partners and children are driving me a bit mad. I've finally worked out what the mystery marks in our bathroom are. DH is not using a hand towel. More spin drying. Uck.

InanimateCarbonRod Tue 23-Dec-14 11:18:38

Well if he's just washed it, wouldn't it be clean? As clean as any other body part i.e hands.

DealForTheKids Tue 23-Dec-14 11:19:01

I found a pube in the soap yesterday boaks

I haven't previously worried about the chasteness of my hand towels, but I will now OP. sad Perhaps it is best if we try not to think about it too much.

londonrach Tue 23-Dec-14 11:19:34

Just ask him is he used a size related towel for his man hood! fgrin

B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:20:45

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Neverbuyheliumbalonz Tue 23-Dec-14 11:21:28

I am also intrigued as to why it was just his willy that he was wiping?!

Neverbuyheliumbalonz Tue 23-Dec-14 11:22:22

Oh x post

grocklebox Tue 23-Dec-14 11:23:49

He'd washed it though? So it was just clean skin touching a towel? Frankly your hands are always going to be dirtier than his knob, and considering where he presumably puts his knob at other times, why suddenly so picky?

Yabu for using the phrase, 'junk' - have never heard that before and have no desire to hear it again tbh. I thought he'd been drying dirty bits of engines or something on your lovely white hand towels.

thornrose Tue 23-Dec-14 11:25:40

I thought he was drying oily car parts or something, not his penis!confused

HolyTerror Tue 23-Dec-14 11:25:57

I thought this was going to be about someone bafflingly cleaning the contents of the litter bin with a towel. Do you honestly think of your husband's penis as his 'junk'? Yuk.

B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:26:02

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thornrose Tue 23-Dec-14 11:26:21

Oh what a great cross post Remus grin

HolyTerror Tue 23-Dec-14 11:26:32

Thornrose, x-post!

thornrose Tue 23-Dec-14 11:27:52

Holy grin

Great minds. smile

B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:30:45

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usefully Tue 23-Dec-14 11:31:20

It's better than using the curtains....

B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:36:16

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Maybe you could have His and Hers hand towels, and then he can dry what he wants on his.

Hairylegs47 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:40:48

Know the feeling fangry
My 'd' h used my PILLOW! fshock

He thought I wouldn't be using it!!!

I have 2 pillows, but still.

B00t5 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:41:31

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Hairylegs47 Tue 23-Dec-14 11:41:36

YANBU at all.

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