Fucks sake

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Who serves a chocolate muffin with a spoon?!?

AIBU to get stuck in with my hands, and screw the sneers from my fellow (fork using) muffin gorgers?

[PhilMckrakin]

Yanbu make sure you spread it all over your face too

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Urgh it's warm!!

In fact on second examination its nuclear hot.

Hmm evidently the fork is to avoid compensation claims from customers burning themselves on a 1500 degree Celsius chocolate chip....