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Re:DH and fruit

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MummyLuce Sat 20-Dec-14 23:28:41

Today in the car I told DH We needed to stop at the shop and buy some fruit as all we had in the fruit bowl was one rotten kiwi and a few bananas, and I was worried as the DCs hadn't eaten much fruit recently. He told me that I was obsessed with fruit and to take my copy of the Guardian and shove it up my arsehole. Was I being U or was he?

ilovesooty Sat 20-Dec-14 23:31:52


WoodenGo Sat 20-Dec-14 23:34:35

Not enough information, really, to form an opinion. What kind of fruit did you want to buy? What kind of car were you in? Was the Guardian today's or out of date?
How many bananas are already in the bowl? How many children want to eat fruit?

AgentZigzag Sat 20-Dec-14 23:38:20

I can't believe he just said that out of the blue grin

It's a pretty strong reaction if he did though, you're just trying to get your DC into good eating habits, it's not as though you were hassling him to eat fruit he loathes.

I don't eat fruit and neither does DH, but I still try and keep at least a few fresh pieces around for the DDs.

Do you take the guardian just out of interest? grin

ouryve Sat 20-Dec-14 23:40:06

Really? hmm

WorraLiberty Sat 20-Dec-14 23:40:09

You were being totally unreasonable

Apologise now and grovel a lot

Otherwise don't be surprised if he ends up leaving your for another woman.

Please come back and let us know how you got on thanks

Notmeagain1 Sat 20-Dec-14 23:42:06

Hahahaha. Worra fgrin

msgrinch Sat 20-Dec-14 23:42:38

yabu. It's fruit not urgent medicine. go to tesco tomorrow.

msgrinch Sat 20-Dec-14 23:43:40

in fact do what worra said.

GoofyIsACow Sat 20-Dec-14 23:46:12

Do The Guardian forcibly push fruit consumption then...?

Summerisle1 Sat 20-Dec-14 23:47:35

I don't believe you. Because everyone knows that the Saturday Guardian is far too bulky to fit up even the most commodious arsehole.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sat 20-Dec-14 23:47:43

I am a banana and so is my wife

WorraLiberty Sat 20-Dec-14 23:49:31

I'm sorry AF but I don't see the apeel in marrying a banana.

WorraLiberty Sat 20-Dec-14 23:50:01

And when it comes to a banana split, who gets the house?

Summerisle1 Sat 20-Dec-14 23:50:33

You're a pear of jokers.

GoofyIsACow Sat 20-Dec-14 23:51:55

Oh man-go to far why don't you...

nickeljrismybabesitter Sat 20-Dec-14 23:52:00

Worra - if they're both bananas, they have to be together and never split. So marriage seems ideal.

WoodenGo Sat 20-Dec-14 23:52:08

Orange you glad you posted this question on AIBU?

GoofyIsACow Sat 20-Dec-14 23:52:20

Too far... too far ffs

nickeljrismybabesitter Sat 20-Dec-14 23:53:00

I don't like bananas though. Too powdery.

I like oninges

GoofyIsACow Sat 20-Dec-14 23:54:11

Watch you don't get physalis from that Guardian...

Bakeoffcakes Sat 20-Dec-14 23:55:19

I heard on the grapevine that fruit is bad for you and it's donuts we should be all eating 5 a day of.

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights Sat 20-Dec-14 23:59:36

I think you're all fruit loops!

Fruit is full of sugar, give the kids some veg instead.

If you are for real, unless you and your DH normally speak to each other like that, I'd be wondering what the actual fuck brought that on and why he thought he could talk to me like that, he'd have been one sorry fucker though.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Sun 21-Dec-14 00:01:46

Get a pineapple and shove it up his arsehole.

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