We have lovely neighbour who lives two doors down from us, she comes to ours for a cuppa regularly and we go to hers. Her son is 19 and just moved back in with her in the summer after staying with his dad for a while.
Well the first time we met him, my DH and I instantly just looked at each other as if to say 'um....are you seeing what I'm seeing'. He is obviously blessed in the trouser department and wasn't wearing any pants under his tracksuit bottoms. We managed to stifle our giggles until we left.
I've met him and talked to him loads of times since then and he's a really lovely lad. But every single time my attention has been distracted by the bulge in the front of his trousers.
So I met him this morning in the shops when I was with a friend. I saw him walking towards us in extremely tight cream skinny jeans, which meant we could see everything. My friend's jaw almost dropped and I was beet red as we stood chatting for a few minutes.
Do I scream it out or buy him pants for xmas?
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To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"
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notenoughwine · 15/12/2014 14:40
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