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To scream "We know you have a gigantic big cock, now please put some pants on!"

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notenoughwine Mon 15-Dec-14 14:40:01

We have lovely neighbour who lives two doors down from us, she comes to ours for a cuppa regularly and we go to hers. Her son is 19 and just moved back in with her in the summer after staying with his dad for a while.

Well the first time we met him, my DH and I instantly just looked at each other as if to say 'um....are you seeing what I'm seeing'. He is obviously blessed in the trouser department and wasn't wearing any pants under his tracksuit bottoms. We managed to stifle our giggles until we left.

I've met him and talked to him loads of times since then and he's a really lovely lad. But every single time my attention has been distracted by the bulge in the front of his trousers.

So I met him this morning in the shops when I was with a friend. I saw him walking towards us in extremely tight cream skinny jeans, which meant we could see everything. My friend's jaw almost dropped and I was beet red as we stood chatting for a few minutes.

Do I scream it out or buy him pants for xmas?

silveroldie2 Mon 15-Dec-14 14:43:32

Have you tried looking at his face instead of his crotch?

NoelleHawthorne Mon 15-Dec-14 14:44:47

how tight are these track pants?

OwlBeGoingToBethlehem Mon 15-Dec-14 14:44:56

Why should he wear pants if he doesn't want to though? fhmm

Fudgeface123 Mon 15-Dec-14 14:45:01

Weird. Stop staring at his crotch you pervert confused

MrsCakesPrecognition Mon 15-Dec-14 14:47:19

How would you deal with a woman with large breasts? Would you keep staring and consider buying her a Minimiser bra? No? Then leave the poor lad alone.

DoJo Mon 15-Dec-14 14:47:44

Don't remember ever looking at someone's crotch when talking to them, but there's something pretty presumptuous about expecting someone to dress to suit your own inability to keep your roving eyes to yourself. Why on earth would you have a say in what he wears?

NotTheKitchenAgainPlease Mon 15-Dec-14 14:47:51

He's only 19 - stop perving.

PiperIsTerrysChoclateOrange Mon 15-Dec-14 14:48:08

Stop looking, would you like it if he was talking to your breasts and not your face.

notenoughwine Mon 15-Dec-14 14:49:31

silveroldie2 It's kind of hard not to notice tbh.

NoelleHawthorne They were the very loose and clingy kind.

MyEmpireOfDirt Mon 15-Dec-14 14:50:25

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Aeroflotgirl Mon 15-Dec-14 14:50:29

Op so he was wearing trousers, it's not like he was standing at the window starkers, in that case you would have a point. Stop staring, it's the same with a woman with large breasts, do you expect them to wear a tent.

IfNotNowThenWhen Mon 15-Dec-14 14:51:16

I know what you mean OP. My eyes are always drawn to a large unfettered package. Even in trackie bottoms, which I find sinsular lying unsexy, so it's not a sex thing. I don't think you can really say anything to him though, can you? He would be within his rights to declaim you across the neighbourhood as a filthy perv.

SoonToBeMrsB Mon 15-Dec-14 14:51:39

I know what you mean, my DP once met me from work going commando under his joggers and it was obscene - I could see everything! It kept catching my eye as he walked, I was blush too

notenoughwine Mon 15-Dec-14 14:51:56

Jeez, I'm not literally gawking at it while we chat. It's just very noticeable.

FayKorgasm Mon 15-Dec-14 14:52:20

You sound very strange. Its a penis, I doubt you've never seen one before.

IfNotNowThenWhen Mon 15-Dec-14 14:52:20

Singularly! Flippin tablet.

UncrushedParsley Mon 15-Dec-14 14:54:19

Loose and clingy kind? Isn't that a contradiction? Either they are loose, OR they cling, surely?

GurlwiththeCurl Mon 15-Dec-14 14:54:28

MrsB - hope your eye has recovered and it didn't leave a bruise!

wink

Gruntfuttock Mon 15-Dec-14 14:54:33

OP, how can they be loose and clingy? confused I don't think it's any of your business whether he wears underwear or not.

rollonthesummer Mon 15-Dec-14 14:54:47

I don't understand what difference a thin layer of cotton from pants is going to make underneath very tight trousers? They'll still be very tight, probably tighter in fact!

FayKorgasm Mon 15-Dec-14 14:56:28

Grunt sounds like those awful grey jogging bottoms all the chung 'uns do be wearing. They stain terribly.

notenoughwine Mon 15-Dec-14 14:57:46

Thank you IfNotNowThenWhen & SoonToBeMrsB I don't think these people have ever seen what happens when guys go commando in trackies.

This is very light-hearted btw. I'm not going to actually scream it out. I'm not offended or anything. Can't believe I have to say that.

NoelleHawthorne Mon 15-Dec-14 14:59:36

can you see a cock through baggy pants??

notenoughwine Mon 15-Dec-14 15:02:27

Loose and clingy means the very loose thin material that clings to the body and shows the outline of everything, like a phone or keys in the pocket.

I know I'm not describing that very well but someone will know what I mean.

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