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To think that this is the most embarrassing thing to happen to anyone, ever?

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zaracharlotte Sun 14-Dec-14 20:50:12

PIL's staying at ours this weekend. DH and I snuck off to our room whilst PIL were walking the dog.

Turns out, we thought they'd left the house when they hadn't. Cue MIL walking in our bedroom to ask where we keep the poo bags. I was squatting butt naked with DH's knob in my mouth whilst he leaned against the wardrobe.

So yeah, my MIL saw me giving her son a blow job.

Kill me now.

Please can someone cheer me up with your stories? MIL hasn't looked us in the eye since!

cardibach Sun 14-Dec-14 20:52:31

Bloody hell you go from 0 to blow job fast! If they were still looking for bags it can only have been - what- 2minutes? Impressed.
<misses point>

Fakebook Sun 14-Dec-14 20:53:33


Too shocked to write anything.

Fuck. Poor you.


ghostyslovesheep Sun 14-Dec-14 20:53:46



thanks for sharing

HowMuchMoreWee Sun 14-Dec-14 20:54:32

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Anydrinkwilldo Sun 14-Dec-14 20:54:58


Haha hahaha

lunar1 Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:22

I can't think of a more embarrassing story than that one!

Cantbelievethisishappening Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:34

grin grin grin
Not helpful but....... priceless

GingerSkin Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:37

shock shock shock shock shock shock shock

What did you do? Carry on?!
Where are you now?
How long ago was this?

Azquilith Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:41

That is absolutely brilliant. Can't top it I'm afraid. But brilliant.

zaracharlotte Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:48

It was more like 5 mins cardi - I was after a quickie!

Bowlersarm Sun 14-Dec-14 20:55:56

I don't have a story, but anyone walking into a couples bedroom unannounced deserves everything they see.

Hope the atmosphere improves soon op.

Jumblebee Sun 14-Dec-14 20:56:21

Nope, that is pretty much top of the embarassment scale!

Brummiegirl15 Sun 14-Dec-14 20:56:25

This has made me howl with laughter!!! Sorry not helpful!!

tinklykeys Sun 14-Dec-14 20:56:45


BikeRunSki Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:00

Yep, that pretty much trumps anything anyone else will ever come up with! shockblush

AlpacaYourThings Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:01

grin grin grin

arlagirl Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:11

Did he still come?

GlitzAndGigglesx Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:17

Omfg grin I don't have anything helpful to say

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:21

Read this 4 times so far and its still making me chuckle fucking hell OP!

jinglebellsy00 Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:31

Oh no, seriously can't think of anything more embarrassing!

Fiddlerontheroof Sun 14-Dec-14 20:57:56!

LuluJakey1 Sun 14-Dec-14 20:58:28

I went out to the bin the other morning, 37 weeks pregnant with my dress tucked in the back of my pants and spoke to the neighbour and a man walking his dog before I felt the draft........... no it doesn't compare, you're right!

MIL once walked in on us at their house early one morning with cups of tea and we were having sleepy sex like spoons. Duvet was over us and I just pretended I was still asleep and DH said 'Thanks' for the tea, very straightfaced and sleepy and she left none the wiser- we think.

Nope, nothing to compare to you.

What did your MIL say/do?

How has conversation been since?

Gileswithachainsaw Sun 14-Dec-14 20:58:30

This very nearly happened to me. With my mother.

There was a knock on the door. my mum won't talk through doors. it was either risk her opening the door or yell " don't come in"

Alisvolatpropiis Sun 14-Dec-14 20:58:42

You win.

It's a dubious prize to be sure.

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